Flotilla Bathos was languishing in the windowless desiderium one morning when the butler brought in her daily salmanazar of wine. "How is your prolapse today, madam?" "Chives, what

"Mother, when are our cousins expected to arrive?"

To mark the anniversary of his creation of the universe. God organized a gargantuan firework. A really really Big Bang.

I and my friends went to the cinema threatre when, we got there the movie was about to begin, we quickly sat down and we started munching our popcorn somebody kicked our legs ....

She could feel it calling to her. Much like she could feel her sisters searching for her every night. They had been hunting for what seemed like forever, but hadn’t come to release

One typical night in the Loon and Harlot good ole Jez Osborne confided that he was, in fact, The Kraken. He stopped me before I opened my gob. "Believe you me, I'm awake. See those

Burt was so happy he decided to give it a second chance. But then the happiness totally vanished, what he saw in front of him was big, nasty and full of swarming

It was too much really. Precious memories was playing & I couldn't recognize anyone in the photo album. I needed help. I took the album and ran out the door. Only if anyone could

His or her royal highness prince or princess Gabriella Amoxicillian Juniper Breeze was born on Sunday, July 22nd, 1992 to Prince William and the Duchess of Wales Kate. No surnames

i went fishing with my dad when i saw a big fish swimming past us, we quickly change our hook to a bigger size, hook a bait and

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

I bet all of the money in my bank account that no one will continue this story.....

i decided to go with my friends to the farm , when we got there, suddenly i smell something like hay burning when i look closely towards me i saw a alive scarecrow in fire......

Johann poured another cup of Gevalia, his oddly lusterless blond hair barely moving. Weyland-Yutani was really coming along on its line of Cafe-bots - the twitchiness that had mar

"One thing I worry about," he confided at an FSA meeting, "is the mix-and-match, anything-goes stuff. You know, there was some sick Dadaism before the horrors a hundred years ago."

But the cookies had all fallen on the floor. Seth said nothing. Stacked back on the plate Sarah grabbed one. "MMMMmm...what the?" She pulled a three foot blonde hair out of her

Our host handed out the blasters. "If any of you should linger one full week on Earth, the estate will award you $10,000! The shuttles have gone, the gates are closed. Good luck!"

James felt the scarlet knife slide out of his hand.

I watched as I floated away from my mother. Who knew being a polar bear could be so tough? I couldn't swim to her, and she couldn't exactly swim to me either. There was a huge

First Santa came in. The dalek entered through the window. The fight over presents and world destruction began. Santa flung candy canes as the dalek tried to exterminate him. Th