Are you kidding me? Are you all so perversed? I read over all the lines I could possibly add to, not finding one fit for me to even humor. I sit, sipping my nightly beverage,

I couldn't sleep at all last night. I was worried about the file. Finally, at 5:30 am, I jumped out of bed and took off in my car to do whatever I could to remedy the situation

She painstakingly removed the outer shell with an xacto knife and the lid of an old pen. Times were tough at Science Beat magazine, but an alien first contact like this would get

One day in the magical forest of Narnia, I was flying through the forest on the back of a purple elephant while playing checkers with a blue orangutan, while running from the green

yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal who cant tell the difference, and gets stupified.

The alpaca farm was not the financial success Ed and Judy had envisioned. No one had told them that by temperament these wooly creatures had an evil streak that belied their fuzzy

The television played the national anthem. It was pitch black and flickers and he'd nodded again. He hadn't heard a channel go off air since he got cable, but ghost are sentimental

The weight was pressing back on him. The tendons in his neck were as tight as guitar strings. His elbows quivered. And then his hands started to move. The sweat caused his grip to

Tinha uma cara bonita, mas estava com o ar aborrecido de quem acorda antes do tempo. Deixou-se levantar. Não desligou o despertador de imediato e o ruído...

Squeak squelch squeak squelch - with one wet and one dry foot, Jim made his way irritably through the immaculate corridors. He had just been

I'd been working on the equation for days and my head was spinning. I needed sleep. "You load sixteen tons and what do you get"? Trying to recreate history from the fragments of

And there she was she ruined 6 years of my life and now she asks for this?

The plastic spork was no match for fudge and marshmallow mixture. But under the circumstances, this hardly mattered. Barbara had been losing blood for nearly an hour.

Future, not far from present day. A group of a young religious cult began to act with a radical idea of a Human Life form Cycle with cloning and terra-biotic. They called Reliquan!

She had come to the door and said, "Hi neighbor." In his mind he thought, "Drop dead loud mouth." But what he said was, "Hi." Then she handed him the sympathy card. He opened

Jack contemplated his potential roommates. Why did Janet and Chrissy, two adult women, share a bedroom?

Lara felt a drip of sweat trickle down her back, her pulse pounding in her ears. "Now listen here, sweetcheeks, I ain't playing none of your little games" said Barry Fluff

Sarah see her hand. Full of red liquid thing. What should I do now? Sarah grumble. Then, just the way, Jon, the boy she loved, enter the room. Hey Sarah! What you do here?

A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy TV. The plural diet suits Pimp Monitor beneath my designer. The unexplained remedy propositions the stem underneath

Seething beneath the surface of her smile was a subtle sense of slightly soiled subterranean sensations.