Didn't know you had one. You should have put it back. You have the warmth of a ketchup bottle at Denny's. Well go ahead and try. Just try. I'd like to see you give this

As the smashed computer in front of me

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Phillip Perry and Ray Fitzgerald were teammates on the hazelwood west basketball team

Sneezing again. This head cold just would NOT go away. But maybe, just maybe I can find some kobold minions that aren't TOO stupid, to search out ingredients to a legendary remedy

تجمّعت الحيوانات في الغابة مقابل شجرة البلّوط العتيقة بناءاً على استدعاء البومة لهم جميعاً، اصطفّوا بهدوء و انتظام متنظرين حضورها، و التي كانت أقدر حيوانات الغاب و أكثرهم حكمة،

I enjoyed working with numbers because numbers made sense. They were logical--unlike people, who were more like abstract art in which you could only guess the artist's true motive.

it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a

They were gone, all of them. I came home, and they were gone.

john, a good looking guy, is walking in a forest. he sees little red hood. her favorite color is red. she likes to bake cookies for her grandmother.

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

The broble is the book that talks about important things like brosus. If you are a broliever you believe in the bro-code, and you believe in broven and broll. If u r a brothiest

There it was again. Thud-thud. Thud-thud. A steady two beat rhythm. Like a giant heartbeat, or the drumbeat of an encroaching army, marching just out of sight, but heard for miles.

As a young sailor of little means, I dove with a full tank to visit the Octopus' Used Sub lot. He had just the thing, a sweet yellow number driven by a little old lady from Jamaica

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,

When I woke up today, I realized that my neighbour had been murdered in her living room.

Μια φορά και ένα καιρό σε ένα μικρό χωράφι ανάμεσα σε 2 τεράστια δάση φύτρωσε μια μαργαρίτα με κόκκινα πέταλα. Γύρω της είχε αρκετές μαργαρίτες αλλά ήταν όλες άσπρες! Μια μέρα εκεί

Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie detection powers activated and Cera's words echoed in his brain. "Miraculously we escaped with our lives." Dexter's throat went icy cold.

Outside the 'Pizza Palace' 2 innocent takeawayers are approached by Robin Hobo: "I am here to liberate those pizzas, ladies, and give them to hobos. Now, hand them over."

Okay you little rags in the dirt. Listen up because I won't repeat myself: