I am looking forward to the end of winter. :)

He saw the paper toilet seat covers. He pulled out his baggy. Inside was a powdered eczema flakes, scabs, blister husks and dried puss. He blended them in the coffee grinder. Then

Darkness was upon him. Am I dead? he wondered, for the silence encompassing him could only be achieved through death. A blinding flash of light materialized, and he howled in pain.

There used to be several ways of brewing a liquid as delicious as this one, but now, with sunset sky in short supply, there were hardly even enough cauldrons to brew it in. Because

Dustin could not believe his luck. Having found out that he was named for the song "Dust In The Wind", he had sped off in his mother's car in disgust, just to crash it a block away

Tis a bad start to your day when even your own demons refuse to speak to you. Seriously, what an attitude these lost souls have! Spawn of hell my ass! They're like spoiled emo

Zombies can be real jerks sometimes... Seriously, there was this one time I was hanging with my bro Timmy. He was half-zombie and all, but I didn't hold that against him. He

With the beast on the floor in front of her, she crawled toward the hot oven. As she tried to stand

Her crayons ground out a foreboding warning on the page. Her parents and principle called a meeting to decide how to get her to draw rainbows, but there were no rainbows in hell.

She sat there in her office chair, elbow on the desk, head resting in her hand thinking. Thinking about what had caused her to react so strongly to his remark. He had only said

The man picked up his pickaxe, then brought it down, hard, into the block of stone containing pieces of coal. Again, and again, he swung, hoping that each swing would be the one.

I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than

Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the

It was cold. The type of cold that numbs your fingers and burns your lungs. But I continued to wander, enjoying the

she made my evening alone at home more bearable. Just thinking, no fantasizing about her made my lonely life not so bad. I would lie in bed and think of..

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

I was at the park when I saw a fly the size of an elephant, he looked at me and waved. He then seemed to fly off into the distance. I kept walking when I came across a big

I'm all alone....without a sweater...in the dark. in a room. in sesame street. the had kidnapped me and now i was being held hostage. who'd figure a childrens show would do this?!?

It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she

The bear came out at night, only