I don't know how to feel

The Midterminator was from the future, he was cold, calculating and could not be reasoned with.

How many times does it take for you to understand?

Mahiedine took off his shirt in the last meters of the 3000m Steeplechase & got disqualified. Out of protest Pierre the accountant resolved to take off his shirt whenever

I was idly staring into space while hacking into my own wrists with the sharp silver blade. The blood ran down my arms and dripped on the floor, as I continued to slash to the beat

With hair that would set the teeth of a comb on edge, a loud shirt that would dim the neon lights of Vegas, and looking like an undernourished cockatoo, he stepped onto the stage

"Oh! Hey Bob! How's it goin'?" Bob whipped around. "You must be mistaken. My name's not Bob." "Sure it is, Bob." I squinted. "Yes, you're definitely Bob." Bob's adam's apple bobbed

A hard-boiled egg was set before him. The shell was fragmented. Gently he began to peel it, one shard at a time.

The duck walked down the road on the hot day and he found some crumbs and ate them. He drank some water & his belly swelled because it was pink lemonade, & it was magic. So he was

Coffee... Beans. Lime... Sherbet. Vanilla... Sky. Autumn... Leaves. Mint... Currency. Rain... Dance. Money... Nothing. Dr. Sheridan seemed frustrated. He turned up the voltage and

Facebook is so creepy.

It was a monday morning, a school holiday ,i was still sleeping in my bed, suddenly, i heard my mother shouting' tom wake up ' but i refused to wake up and my mother use a pail of

she straddled me up and rode me till the cows came home

I decided to go to the changi airport to fetch my cousin ,when i got there, i heard people screaming when i turn around i saw a vampire who was carrying a gun shooting down ..

I upgraded to a 386 with a micro disk drive, and 1200 baud modem. I was unstoppable.

On the outside, she was a happy, beautiful young lady with a wild imagination. But on the inside, her self-preserve was lagging. Her demons started to

"Are you crazy? You want to name our group after a strap-on? You think this is a joke don't you. Are you on something? Christ Don, you want to go back to writing jingles for

Why'd the Chinese spend research funds to determine the winning strategy for rock, paper scissors? When U.N. resolution 69/3 for conflict resolution was passed, better known as the

They say life is a lesson - one you learn a little at a time. Well, he had always been a slow learner. And now he was paying for it. Whoever it was knocked a third time.

I hate when people watch me open their presents.