He stared at her as she wept and shook his head in disagreement. “I’ve told you numerous times that we cannot be together. I don’t understand why you must drag this out.”

Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.

The unfortunate child was born with a rare form of spina bifida, so rare that it had no name. The doctors mockingly called it anal bifida. Hugh Chauncey Pinkingford III had no

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Jonh Garlin sat in the chair with his wife, we were at the commen room reunion. it was amazing. everyone was here, Niki and Dolten, my wife and me. i had put on a skirt for this to

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Among the few things I regret are that I never had a sound understanding of quantum mechanics. Spin? Location?

In the morning, i decided to go to my friend's house when, i came out of my house, i was shocked to see a monster made up of ice and is carrying a trampler hammer

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Linda stared out the window, watching as the breeze ruffled the leaves on the tree in her immediate line of sight. She was so focused on the world around her, she didn't hear

Warrant G. was they name of the band. They played "Cherry Pie" with a gangsta rap beat and it really

There once was a beaver named Danny Chomp. He lived in a dam with his aunt Miss Chew. He was thrown out by hurricane De Glomp. He then woke up next week in Timbuktu.

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that

THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. "Never take the Lord's name in vain," says Billy. "Instead, say, 'Those /fudging/ zombies scare me!'"

To whom it may concern, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm really really sorry. I'm sorry you had to put up with me for all this time. I'm sorry I had to leave.

Chevy Chase had just booked a bank commercial. Sweet Jesus had it come to this? He used to be funny right? Right!?!?!? Then his toothpaste said, "You were never funny, just

Linda wandered aimlessly, looking for her classroom, before she gave up hope and locked herself in the bathroom.

Angels have names and, it is said, calling on the name calls on its power. If that were true,

Today was a great day with the bae! It was totally rockin!

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