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Every single box in the toy store now had all of the pertinent information in English and Spanish. The way he could tell the expensive ones from the cheap ones, they had French too

The I.T. Tech was thoroughly confused. The cache of 'penis', 'cheap vodka', and 'internet dating' sites was troubling. But then there were bookmarks for '.gif' and 'alphabet'. What

Don't piss old St. Nick off this year let me tell ya! The North Pole is not immune to a recession! I heard that if you're on the "naughty" list this year that he's going to

Once upon a time, a man decided he was going to kill every ninja on earth.

"I hope I don't get caught looking this up," he thought as he started typing these words into Google:

It turns out that all of the afterlifes were in the same big plaza, and that the only way to be damned to hell is to hop on the train that offers to let you cut ahead in line. Styx

Jojo the tiny squire sat on a velvet cushion in his substantial mansion surveying his enormous estate. He owned land in 3 counties & the daughters of the local gentry regarded him

"Well this is the big kiss off," he thought. I spent thousands on these ungrateful turds and they turned on me like jackals. They waited until I had cancer, and now they're here to

Whats to say? I was homeless. I got offered a job doing medical experiments. It involved zombies. I did some stuff and I am here now and they ain't. That is all I can say about it.

Once upon a time, there lived a handsome man named Eric and a beautiful woman named Cynthia. They met through mutual friends even though they lived in different cities.

ركض اللص ما بين الأزقّة و الطرقات، هارباً من الشرطي الذي لم يكف عن مطاردته منذ خمسة دقائق. حمل اللص مسدّسه في حزامه و كيس النقود على جانبه الآخر. في نهاية الطريق، وجد اللص نفسه مقا

The Dog Master knows all and sees all. The Dog Master never forgets a good belly rub, but never forgives the Old Ones for taking it to the vet. Legends tell of a battle so fierce

Elbow taps for air traveling women. It should be a thing that gets killed by fire. Otherwise, why bother? It has already been promised that there will be no more flooding of the wo

Sparky backed fluffy up, but the cat was getting tenacious. For the moment she would be content to lap up the blood and wait him out. He guarded their dead master, but for how long

"Oi, skunkboy!" shouted Crispin, the school bully. I groaned. " Get yer four eyes over 'ere!" he said, chuckling at his weak joke. " Oh, go and combust why don't you?" I said

Never mind WhatsAppitis, Nintendonitis and Blackberry Thumb, what about Folditis? Our company is losing 100s of work days to this scourge. We need to do something about it!

Υπάρχει πάντα κάτι ενδιαφέρον μέσα στα ερείπια των κτιρίων και εμφανίζεται αναπάντεχα, όπως άλλωστε και τα περισσότερα από τα φαινόμενα που περιβάλλουν αυτοί οι δρόμοι.

The road was creepy, just a path through the woods. Trees blocked the sun out, even at noon it was dark. Winding around until you come to the wooden bridge, but under the bridge

I am worried that this might be the most beautiful story on FS & that however many more stories we write, nothing could ever come even close to this story's perfection