Fil·i·bus·ter (noun): The use of irregular or obstructive tactics by a member of a legislative assembly to prevent the adoption of a measure. See also: Peeniebuster, Davenbuster,

I hate the summer olympics. The sound of the starting gun always sends me into a hyperventilating state of panic. You see, I was a High School cross country runner. No one could

10 out of 10 brands of toilet paper,

I was so excited to see my sister after being away at University. I missed her so much and I was looking forward to catching up on her exciting stories!

"I'm not ashamed to date bivalves - whatever my parents might think!" Daniel said to himself as he dined opposite his latest squeeze: a coquettish little clam who fluttered her

The goblin snarled, brandished its spear, yelled "Bree Yark!" at the top of its lungs, then charged. The magic user cast Floating Disc, is only spell, then ran back to the Keep on

Last night I came up with this awesome idea for a FoldingStory. It was funny, insightful, and had limitless direction. But then I forgot what it was. It was probably something like

wat da hell yo be doin in my fridge

Squawkers just ordered a T-shirt bragging about how he survived Sharknado. Well, I survived Snow Shark, it may of been an ancient snow beast, but it was a modern killing machine.

She was tired of seeing me in my drunk costume. She never did have any class. She never told me her name either.

Tonight was the night. The night that I was going to meet my idol, Jake Bugg. I was so excited and anxious at the same time. I put on my red converse and headed downstairs.

As I ground on her lap I wondered what I'd eat for breakfast when I got home. Maybe eggs. I got up & shook it in her face. Her friends screamed & rained dead presidents down on us.

As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling

Teddy scuttled down the stairs Christmas morning, his hearts full of excitement & joy. What he found under the tree, however, made this the WORST Christmas EVER!

He hung upside down, his face burnt black, charred from the flames of the fireplace so gaily decorated with pine boughs & red satin bows. A note was stuffed in his mouth.

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the master(s) of fate? Redouble your efforts, relinquish control, try a different approach?

Am I the only one around here who doesn't want to watch the video about it but just wants to read the instructions? IT'S 7 MINUTES LONG. I'ts buffering, I'm yelling. I JUST WANT TO

Let's talk about something important. Head light flashing. Think of all the things that come to mind when someone flashes their headlights at you & I mean the real deal, not a euph

I once wrote a fold that was perfect in every respect. I read it back & my heart stopped at its loveliness. How many points did it score? A big fat zero. True story.

I used clip on ties and shoes with buckles, tore open plastic bags with stay fresh ties a& managed to hide my inability until the day I was supposed to tie the knot. My fiancee