I am a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios. Except in high school, where everyone else is a strange, bubbling concoction of high fructose syrup and artificial flavor and color.

The pomegranate seeds that Hades fed Persephone were heavy like lead. They stuck into her throat and she felt them grating slightly every time she swallowed.

He climbed down the stairs. He felt sick. He couldn't realise what he had just done. He wasn't afraid, really, he was just sick. He felt like he had eaten a whole bowl of raw frogs

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Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when

Hi m going to Mumbai. I am planning to Visit Harishchnadgad Fort & Alibaugh. Mumbai fast food is very famous in khaugali area. Specially vada pav of canon. Aaksa beach is awesome.

A good, funny story is always welcome, you become more popular over________.

“How do you know where I was. Were you stalking me?”Luke asked. “Boys make a lot of sounds like a lovesick Minotaur!”Thalia laughed.

"Where's your crown, King nothing?"

After a night of timeless dreams, I leave and awaken to a day of timeful continuity. After a lifetime of continuity, I leave and awaken to the timeless world above, unfathomable

"and this is the Shack. Purposely disguised as a storeroom, this holy place hosts the many forbidden midnight parties and events ," he said, throwing the door open with a flourish.

I got__________

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"Do you know why I hold this gun?" - "Snakes? Wild dogs?" - "No, YOU!"

One day sam the skrub went to play a csgo competitive match and got rekt like a freakn skrub, hence his name. then he thought that he could possibly get better but got rekt by bots

I am a prodigy. That's what they call me now. I am no longer Samantha Alberts. I have changed, crowned with power. I am

The first person who read this didn't add anything.

We grabbed hands and jumped

The day started the same as many. Up at 6am, empty the dishwasher, make a triple Americano and a latte then get the bigger boy out the door - forcing him to at least eat something.

"If you're not crazy, you'll have to look for a job somewhere else," the CEO told me just before I was escorted out of the building. "Hah," I thought, "Joke's on them."