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At all costs, I'm just trying to avoid eye contact. I can handle the repugnant smell and deal with the abhorrent facial sores. But if that guy next to me on the bus starts to
Finished
2017-05-31 20:48:42
Took
2 years, 204 days, 20 hours, 34 minutes, 35 seconds
52
He decided that it was time to break up with the newspaper. He'd let the relationship go on for longer than he should have because he was afraid to hurt the paper's feelings.
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2017-05-31 17:17:44
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5 years, 68 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 43 seconds
31
"Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no socks," said Sarcastiman. "I bet they would've been knocked off by the immensity of this new assignment, Cap'n." Captain Frank rolled
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2017-05-31 16:02:43
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4 years, 172 days, 13 hours, 49 minutes, 17 seconds
29
"What are you doing?" Jeanine asked Bob. "I'm howling silently like you told me to, of course!" Bob was growing puce & Jeanine worried that his already high triglycerides would clu
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2017-05-31 11:03:19
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2 years, 261 days, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
40
Rainbow Dash screamed in agony as Pinkie Pie used her devilish instrument to extract that... thing. "Rainbow dash, stop screaming, I cant take out your splinter without tweezers!"
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2017-05-30 22:05:55
Took
4 years, 47 days, 11 hours, 35 minutes, 26 seconds
27
As I laid in bed all I could hear was a loud creaking noise as if someone was walking on hard wood floors, thing is my house is tiled completely.
Finished
2017-05-30 19:25:24
Took
2 years, 230 days, 10 hours, 24 minutes, 52 seconds
36
The night after Cyndi Lauper moved into the condo adjacent to mine, she began slamming into the connecting wall while screaming "SHE-BOP!", a performance which would prove a habit.
Finished
2017-05-30 16:00:51
Took
2 years, 351 days, 22 hours, 1 minute, 32 seconds
49
Hoomla! To weezum again the gentle caterpunk of the Shrincken lava pits. To intartly pinckle the Humbles of Funnickly. Salop! I Fagan, am a duppled patiworl, snaping for a grumlop!
Finished
2017-05-30 11:24:58
Took
2 years, 362 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes, 1 second
57
I am an invisible mangonel.
Finished
2017-05-30 11:19:24
Took
5 years, 51 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes, 40 seconds
56
The wind blew in through the open window.
Finished
2017-05-30 00:14:59
Took
2 years, 335 days, 15 hours, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
32
The Ratgod checked his Chinese horoscope for 2013 and learned, to his dismay, that this is the year he would most likely experience loneliness.
Finished
2017-05-29 22:53:34
Took
4 years, 149 days, 6 hours, 32 minutes, 20 seconds
40
habia cinco cerdos
Finished
2017-05-29 22:15:15
Took
3 years, 3 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes, 39 seconds
27
I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling out of my anus into the bowl, I say a child run up to me. "gotacha" he screamed chasing me but he didn't want me he wanted my pooped,
Finished
2017-05-29 22:05:09
Took
2 years, 18 days, 18 hours, 49 minutes, 5 seconds
41
The Church of the Science of Baloney was based on a book written by old Mother Cupboard in collaboration with the old woman that lived in a shoe. A lock picker read the book and
Finished
2017-05-29 21:48:25
Took
4 years, 171 days, 10 hours, 42 minutes, 43 seconds
32
A freshly sharpened pencil. Your favorite song. Cool water on a hot day. Hot water on a cool day. A good joke. The second beer. Requited love. Wildflowers. Snow on Christmas Day.
Finished
2017-05-29 21:13:44
Took
4 years, 163 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes, 44 seconds
25
The new restaurant, simply titled "( )*( )", intrigued us, was the talk of the town. The name wasunpronounceable, the menu eclectic ("Curried walrus in balsamic reduction" was one
Finished
2017-05-29 20:58:11
Took
4 years, 136 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes, 49 seconds
24
He drank whenever he could. He was a silent drunk. Hell, he'd been totally blacked out yesterday at work, no one knew. Once someone confessed that they'd killed their child to him
Finished
2017-05-29 20:37:56
Took
5 years, 79 days, 2 hours, 12 minutes, 15 seconds
26
"Is it wrong?" he asked. "Wrong? What does wrong even mean?" the umpire said. The batter knocked the dirt off his cleats, "I don't know, socially wrong." The umpire smiled, "Hentai
Finished
2017-05-29 19:14:34
Took
5 years, 68 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes, 5 seconds
25
"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans
Finished
2017-05-28 19:17:29
Took
2 years, 351 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes, 41 seconds
33
"Don't worry. When the time is right, you will just feel it you know: deep inside of you, like a glimmer of opportunity. It will start up like a perpetual machine, digging deep
Finished
2017-05-28 17:37:12
Took
3 years, 3 days, 23 hours, 21 minutes, 7 seconds
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