The sun was shinning, the birds singing but William was in a foul mood. He stalked his way across the paddock the object of his rage coming closer with each

Clara sipped her Costa Rican rum and watched amusedly as the wild capuchin monkeys rifled through tourists' carelessly unattended beach bags. The capuchins were clever and

I remember the day the guns stopped firing.

After forty hours on my feet, lying down made my brain geyser out of my ear and leave a pink stain as it cascaded down the bedroom wall. I was flying at a 35 degree angle through

"Father, I have smashed pumpkins that were not mine to smash."

My coffee was ex-scrumptious. My lips were ex-vibrant and my feet were ex-grounded. My time was fleeting as I was just existing inside of it like. I felt like a whittled prisoner

Today we are entering in the third round of the SIAC basketball tournament. I will not be playing due to my neck injury last week. I have been starting since the

The girls all lined up in the schoolyard. They had one jump rope and were ready to battle.

Stay tuned for another episode of ... When Penguins Turn.

It still bothers me that my own mother didn't care that I was cutting myself, yet my science teacher did.

She told me her name was Luca and that she lived on the second floor. Her story was so heartbreaking that I knew it could make me rich some how. So I stole it and put it in

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

Mickey Charleston washed his greens in the tap water, as never he could before. He wanted his knees to smell like peanut butter, but that would have been too posh for the likes of

"Stop the whirliness!"

The hairdresser stopped in mid-snip & gasped, staring at the back of my head. She gestured wildly to the stylist in the next booth. "Come here, QUICK! You gotta see this!" she said

An astronaut, a cosmonaut, & a taikonaut are sitting in a capsule orbiting Earth. The astronaut says,"We're passing over the USA. Land of the free. Home of the brave." 10 min later

Jack, the official hospital clown, was glad to have a job after graduating the School of Clownomics. His father said, "Now you can pay rent and student loans, no more sponging."

There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!

I got__________

Beth, a paranoid privacy freak, thought the CIA, FBI & Chinese Government monitored her computer because of searches she did before writing a Folding Story fold, like "best way