Hicks knocked on the door. He'd had no luck with finding an apartment on Fury 161 at all, and the refinery was out of the question. The door opened to reveal an Alien Queen in an

Little did she know by stepping across the threshold of the old country house she would start to discover the dark secret surround her birth family.

As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans were surprised to find that other beings also believed in astrology. The considerations became increasingly complex, and by the time of

Timo The Middle Manager got his start the day he hung up his mask and tights. He had been the superhero

Why?Why did it always have to be BOTH. Diet AND exercise. Black AND blue. Up AND down. In the name of all that is good & right & holy in this godforsaken land of pain AND suffering

I'm a professional extremist. I'm hired by the opposition to give bombastic, stupid exaggerations of the sensible party online to make the opposition's idiocy pale by comparison.

Hi, I'm Jim Reaper. You might know someone who came to know my brother, Grim. I can assure you that my interests lie in the agriculture sector, and maybe in you. For a fun time,

Over the years, I realized that popularity looses its value which leaves the popular people with no more power.

It's a commonly held belief that imaginary friends cease to exist when their human creators grow up. However, that simply isn't the case...

"The Tommy Gnosis version is the far superior rendition," she spat, vehemently showering biscotti crumbs all over her rapt group of disciples. "Tom and Jerry? More like Uncle Tom

At the Boar and Chicklet, Angelo Trotter spoke from his fifth pint. "We're all just tips of icebergs, you know, exchanging fragments of spiderwebs." Meanwhile, at the dart-board,

To become someone great is a terrible ordeal that only few pass, and Sampson wasn't going to be one of them. He had never wanted to be great, he had only ever wanted to leave his

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

I was sitting across the aisle & saw the whole thing. My hero Jackie Chan (on my flight!) had a bit much to drink & got irate when the lummox in front of him leaned his seat back

"They appear to enjoy roaming at night," Kaku silently mused, the others in the room nodded, picking up on his thoughts. Kaku adjusted the telescope to the waxing gibbous setting

I don't know. I've been hitting it pretty hard. She smiled, "Yeah, I know. It can get pretty hard when you're laying it on pretty thick." I couldn't stop staring at the

"And so, Miss Wheedle" read the email, "I couldn't complete my project because I haven't had access to a computer for over a month now, and a dog ate my printer." She clicked

His dog Rex had been missing two days. His dish sat untouched on the kitchen floor.

I can't even look at you without getting flustered. I didn't want to feel this way about you, but it happened. I don't know what to do. All I know is that I fell in love with you.

Bret Humorless was the most serious man in the world, and he made sure everyone knew it. His colleagues at Crock O'News tried to get him to crack a smile, but