There are many monsters that wander this world of ours. The most common is the Troll. The Troll is a strange speciman. It acts for strange reasons. One time during an experiment it

She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.

So - this tuesday, about two years ago, was just a day that ran late. My coffee was ex-

The scientists who brought us Magic Candles had also experimented with self-regenerating Magic Icing. "Never come up short on shortening," they claimed. But disaster struck when

Love Actually was shot in England. What people don't know was the Hugh Grant has been dead for 5 years and they were able to

Dog walker Katrina Klaus was found not guilty today of violating the local poop-scooping ordinance despite photographic evidence against her that purportedly depicted a huge

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named allison.

Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The magician thought this was his lucky day. When he reached into his hat, instead of a rabbit, he pulled out a BLANK"

He was a fisherman and a liar, which is pretty redundant. But he also looked like a soldier from the civil war. He had that kind of boyish face with serial killer eyes and

after watching My Fair Lady instead of the super bowl, Chuck was sure that he'd proven his love and that Nancy would finally give into his craven desire to

I am a member of the US Dragoons, here to fight in the Indian Wars to get Texas annexed into Uncle Sam's Union. I am also a giant Mackeral. It is my shame.

Jim drove a red car,an Impala reflecting the sun as a mirror covered in blood.Through the desert,he drove for 3 days and 3 nights and by the night of the 4th day he just couldn't

Joanne was weird.When she was a little girl she used to love Spiderman.She grew to fear spiders to death and never watched a single Spiderman movie.

Billy is on his way to Mars

We all sat there stunned. Some crying. Some thinking, remembering. Then he opened his eyes again

Once upon a time....

Bam! In a panic, Manda jumped 3 feet off of the cracked, tiled floor as Beatrice stormed in to the kitchen.

Sarah meet a prince named Mark. They soon after were in love with each other. One night the prince looked into her eyes and realized that she looked beautiful in the moonlight. He

There was a time when I wanted to be an astronaut and travel to Mars. I had it all worked out--Air Force Academy, NASA, Mars. Then in grade 8 I took my first physics class.

He looked at them, torn. A blonde, a brunette and a raven-haired beauty. They all gazed at him in expectation, waiting for him to choose one of them. He knits his brow and finally