You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

This is the saddest story I have ever heard.

"The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is special air force units that guide our bomber formations!" winked the commander. God I hated him.

The retcon police had successfully retooled Jar Jar Binks into an ex-soldier of fortune, but now they faced greater challenge: Undoing Steven Moffat's time as Dr. Who showrunner.

Pearl sat on a log in the woods. She had a billy can of ravioli in one hand and a piece of cutlery in the other. She'd been staring at it for a while. Was it a spoon or a fork?

Only really really smart people will be able to make sense of this story. Oh yes, it is a tale involving all of humankind' s greatest conflicts, but with definite resolution. Bob

once upon a time a young lady named molly, fell into a large amount of money from her recently deceased great grandfather. Nobody really knew how larry (

Ichthyosis vulgaris, I had never heard of it before, but it is real. The twins were born and immediately diagnosed. With all their scales I knew they would either become super hero

Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg in front of me and I didn't know what to do.

Come over here and peek through this electron microscope. You see that speck on the left antenna of that mite? Increase the magnitude. Now, look closer. What did I tell you.

Big Macintosh wanted his kid sister's attention. "Now, Apple Bloom, this here's B. F. Skinner. He's gonna put you foals in a box!" B. F. Skinner was busy tinkering with the box.

Sometimes, we have to fight for the ones we love. Even if the ones we love happen to be androphobics in HR with large tummies and penchants for sausage.

I was distracted by the unpeeled orange on the counter. I thought, who would leave an orange unpeeled like this? What kind of monster? What kind of sick, twisted, evil, wicked

Twas the night before the birthing, and all through the tent, nothing was stirring, not even 50cent. 50Cent was 2busy mixing martinis 2worry about the c section happening 1 tent ov

It was a chilly winter morning and I was preparing to leave.

Mother always said "Don't play with your food" but this is a matter of life & death. But to complete the magic I need a ripe mango. Where in this carnage will I find exotic fruit?

"Rabbits don't fly. Eagles don't swim. Ducks look funny trying to climb. Squirrels don't have feathers. Stop comparing. There's plenty of room in the forest!" Mr. Fox & his running

I was lying back in the punt on the Cam at Cambridge going past the backs of the colleges. I couldn't remember the name of the man punting away behind me - it'd come back to me I'm

Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's start by having you compare and contrast this film to all other films that have been made.