Big Macintosh wanted his kid sister's attention.

Big Macintosh wanted his kid sister's attention. "Now, Apple Bloom, this here's B. F. Skinner. He's gonna put you foals in a box!" B. F. Skinner was busy tinkering with the box.

Apple Bloom wasn't impressed. B.F. Skinner was a skinny young man with a pair of cracked glasses and a protuberant nose. The kind of protuberant nose you might hit if you weren't c

ompletely wedded to passive aggressive forms of communication. Apple Bloom wrote BF Skinner a note. 'Please turn your head to the side when you're near me. Your nose blocks the sun

ken treasure from sight, yaaaaar" and BF Skinner's nose was lopped off by a sword. It was Cap'n Wierdbeard. Apple Bloom tore up the note. This was not a good time to

Be with Mountain Girl. She and Jerry Garcia were busy making their own ketchup. Their organic tomatoes were world famous. The ketchup was fantastic and they must have added to it.

Amazing! Jerry Garcia & the Mountain Girl hiked up into the Alaskan wilderness in search of wild roots, nuts and berries for Jerry's upcoming Dizzy Grizzly flavor but they got lost

somewhere around Sarah Palin's house and their frozen bodies were not found until the following May. Jerry Garcia's corpse fit nicely in the small, round box, but the Mountain Girl

had to be broken into 5 smaller pieces in order to fit in a non-conspicuous crate. It wasn't standard that the bodies be frozen for so long, but they had to save enough to create a

space for the new shipment coming in on Saturday. The abundance meant only one thing: a BOGO sale on frozen "meat" this week at Madame Wong's Emporium. "Hung yung & taste fresh!"

However, Katy was scared to go in. The ad had a scary effect. It was like it was written that way on purpose, Katy went in only to be surrounded by Pedo Bears. It was a terrible en