One day pepe went for a walk. He came across a large stadium. he went to check what was inside. a csgo tournament. he said "oh my gosh i love csgo".

I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

and the paper got replaced. Meanwhile

"That's not what I expected to see at Disneyland," Marina stammered.

Lately, scuba divers off the coast of the "Sea of Mysterious Disappearances" have disappeared. Captain Apparition settled on his fishing boat to investigate.

She'd been looking for this inscription for years. The oldest known recorded written words, hidden for centuries. But, when she finally wiped away the dust, the tablet simply read

The folding demons were approaching, preparing to torture the poor soul for running out of time, she thought she hit enter, but it appeared that she hadn't. Too late, the demons

One day, a person was walking though a forest. Then, he saw a group of bears screaming and running away.

This insane virtual reality technology has all five of my senses totally convinced that my daughter will be returned to me unharmed

Jeff Timothy the archaeologist dusted off the ancient stone tablet, then dropped the brush in shock. It read, in plain English, "Hello Jeff Timothy, from the year 2016.

One day I will go to Dallas to see the rodeos.

Ashamed, I sped Veronica to the ER in my convertible. A banana was lodged in her throat. I warned her about practicing fellatio on fruit while laying down, but she didn't listen.

Hafsita era una niña muy felis hasta que

Ruth looked at me, waiting for an answer - her bright blue eyes magnified by her giant spectacles and the lines on her old, tender face were furrowed in confusion. I finally said "

It was 10:00 am and she had to leave at 8:00 am to go to school but she didn't care. She didn't care if she wasn't going and she didn't care if she would get in trouble

She walked outside, rain dripping down her face, dripping off the end of her nose. She turned back, memories of the houses past flouded her mind.

I remember the day when I went to the park. As I walked, I noticed how the rabbit and squirrel were eyeing the same piece of fruit, on the ground. I wanted to see who won, but

I'm sure I've mentioned watching the whales fight the UFOs from my houseboat and what happened in the kitchen, so that one won't do. Pulling faces at a museum comes to mind. Susan

Dottie made every effort to impress; she lured her red wig out of mothballs—judging by the size of its balls, that was some big moth; she had a sponge bath and soaked her dentures.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to check a pulse, so