I checked to make sure that he was still

I checked to make sure that he was still alive. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to check a pulse, so

I just threw him into the water without even bothering to check if he was still alive.

"On the contrary Good Sir. Checking to see if a man is alive before you Chuck him into icy waters is rarely seen as a bother to the man. He knows your knowing defines his future.

" Patterson gave him a sharp look. "I know your type. The whingey controlling type. Think a lot of verbiage will appeal to my conscience. I'll chuck who I like into the icy waters

if it means preserving what's left of humanity." But the young man was unperturbed, glaring daggers at the captain of this ship. "We are not numbers on a board!" he argued. "We are

not on board with numbers!" And with that, he leapt into the sea, leaving the captain and crew wild-eyes and mystified. A blue whale just happened to be passing by, and he grabbed

It by the tail and screamed "Onward, my minion of the sea!" The blue whale, however, had a secret. It was actually a UFO in disguise, and it shot up high into the sky.

Ofcourse it was only a UFO on the radar scans of NORAD, & when they scrambled a squadron to intercept,the commander IDed a human hanging onto a blue whale tail 20km above Saskatoon

"Ah ha, I knew it!" cried the squadron commander gleefully. "Sam, you owe me $20!" He was always getting money out of poor Sam. All of NORAD knew that people on whales in the sky

had far better things to do than piss their time away gambling, inhaling fumes, and damaging brain cells. But NORAD, being NORAD, nuked the whales in the sky.