I love Pretzels but only eat the ones tied in a knot! The Pretzel Sticks confuse me I can't decide which end to bite, If I bite the middle I end up with four more ends. Terrifying

I had been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a child. Years I had worked to get to where I was to day, and now the moment was finally here. I was finally going to be

Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is this your card? ( I knew I put it somewhere.) Okay, let's just start over. (Shuffle, shuffle.) Okay, now. Pick a card. Hold it. Don't tell

Pues , finalmente Sura , fué a recoger a su hijo , despues que terminará , las calses. Al llegar , había visto aquel niño entristecido sentado al costado de la carretera.Llegó.

It's been said "You can't develop 180 characters or more in 180 characters or less." But as was the case with all radical writers, "can't" was not in my vocabulary. I sat at my

He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do it with style, he torqued the

Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway

New movies are really bad. Ronald Reagan and Charles Manson walk across a field together. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. Two men. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. One story. Bom-bom. Bom- bom. They

Mill Creek High School this year.

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said

How this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the price of a town called

i was at the store and

One day, as Fil the fish was swimming, he suddenly forgot how. He began sinking! Desperate, he asked other fish for help when he saw a starfish.

Once upon a time, Sailor Moon came down and saved the

once opon a time i so did not wanted to do this but

i burred today

Jordin was a simple person, with simple goals in his life, as far as he thought, but as a U.S Marine Sniper he knew that his life wouldn't be so simple, for example, in Iraq he saw

The ground started shaking. "Not again," groaned the Etch A Sketch. "Well, there goes my staircase art." Living on the San Andreas Fault wasn't Etch's most ideal situation, but he

I woke up on some beach not being able to recall what had happened the previous night. Not only was I alone but the beach was abandoned. My only question was "why"?

Last time on Meltreger: Talent agent Meltreger stepped out his office with a look of muted horror. In this altered timeline, the French Nazis had won World War II. Ominous Reveille