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Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is

  • Is this your card? No, wait.... Um... Is this your card? ( I knew I put it somewhere.) Okay, let's just start over. (Shuffle, shuffle.) Okay, now. Pick a card. Hold it. Don't tell

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  • the audience was growing thin, they had been standing there for three hours.

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  • Just how long will people wait for a front row seat at a hanging. Apparently only the victims family's were determined to wait. The fall only lasted for 16 ft or 1second, not very

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  • long considering he had a parachute. But it didn't open so he fell like a rock. His body slammed into an elephant and scared it. The pachyderm flung a clown into the

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  • lion's cage, where it was immediately eaten. The elephant, meanwhile, galloped out of the circus tent, never to be seen again. The ringmaster was furious. "What have you done to

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  • The Greatest Show on Earth?", he yelled. The clowns meanwhile tried to distract the sated lion with balloon animals. The audience thought it was a joke, but the other lions

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  • roared as they clawed at their cages hungry about days of deliberate starvation. A small boy fidgeted in his seat at the back of the tent, he needed the toilet and asked to get up.

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  • But instead of visiting the john, he quietly slipped the key off the belt of a pizza focused zoo keeper and quietly set about opening all of the cages. The starved animals

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  • immediately began killing and eating each other in a startlingly vicious scene that played itself out in front of Mrs. Knudsen's 3rd grade class. The zoo keeper knew he'd be fired

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  • an Mrs. Knudsen's class knew they'd never forget that magical day. Shortly after his unceremonious firing, the zookeeper was hailed as a hero by 3rd graders everywhere.

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