היה היום חם. התחזית הראתה יום נאה, אבל היה חם מאוד. הם לבשו בגדים יחסית חמים, אמנם לא לחורף, אבל לא ציפו לחום שתקף אותם.

there once was a boy who liked to eat

There was a brave girl with green yeys cutting a tree.

"I hereby convict you on assault to 12 weeks incarceration."The Judge paused to let the sentence sink in.During this silence someone in the gallery let her rip,an apocalyptic fart

He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She had a new dress and new shoes. She even got a brand new lunchbox with a ballerina on it. She couldn't wait to meet all the new kids.

Glyn glanced upward, past the black mouths of the penwyth caves in which grown dragons and their chosen riders lived, toward the obsidian that crowned the ridge of the old volcano

OUCH! Except he didn't really say "ouch". Thomas cursed under his breath and lifted his foot to his teeth to rip off the remainder of his pinky nail. Who put

Big Bertha was a model rocket with D engines & a payload in the nose cone big enough for a mouse. I launched a grasshopper which survived the trip. 20 years later I'm going to Mars

"..is an adventure you will never forget - welcome to the Park of Nightmares! But I need to warn you: only the strongest of you will preserve your sanity by the end. Are you ready?

She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.

"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."

This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"

That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced dream. A cold sweat broke out across my skin as the nightmarish, shadow puppet-like images played against the canvas of my mind.

It was only two weeks before Cousin Corinna's wedding. Aunt Malda pulled out this dress that wasn't even cool in the 80's. It looked like a peach cobbler that someone thew up on. "

The Director feels like you should be more patriotic in conducting your business. The Director wants to remind you that all of your Citizen's privileges are only one red mark from

"Hey Spanky!"

Guess what? I got angry because...

My hair stood on end, a shiver raced down my spine and a lump came to my throat. It was him. The mystery figure that haunted my inexplicable dreams every night. Why'd he choose me?

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.