It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the time of our lives, timely yet timeless... peacetime was our pastime, but sometimes it's past springtime.

If anyone mentions, or even hints at, BACON in this story, he or she will suffer a terrible curse.

A chemistry professor went on a date and then said "wow I'm in Au" Ba dum tss

To celebrate what comes after and I do not mean the Aftermath. Bloodletting creates itself and is expected to a point. Raw feelings are put aside or postponed in the face of mutual

I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

Good morning, Jim. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is

I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and smells like moldy socks. Probably because there are moldy socks up there, along with the rest of dear departed grandpa's other things.

Their was a kid named Alex. He was a small cute little boy that just wanted to fit in. It was his first day in elementary school he was nervous and excited at the same time

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up

Where I come from children would never dare go to the old fountain and say the name "Kindlifresserbrunnen" three times. Children wouldn't even whisper the name of this child eating

Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only way he could prevent the moon from crashing into his home town of Sunnydale was to

Sam woke up to the sounds of birds chirping, the sun was peeking through the drapes, blinding him. "Damn it, why does the sun have to be so annoying?" He slowly got out bed.

Bryan hissed and shook his now-burning right hand before sticking his fingers in his mouth. He glared for a moment at the offending door handle, trying to assess the best method

Rarely do history books tell us about us Godzilla's cousin in Singapore, the giant robot octopus.

Her life started like any other, she was born in a hospital. Her older sister waiting anticipating the arrival of her younger sibling. Then finally the anticipation was paid off.

She held the paper-thin stone in her hand firmly. Putting her weight onto her right knee, she readied herself, imagining the way it would skip easily across the

At this time of year, the beach is deserted. There is little sound, save for the crashing waves and the brittle leaves of trees blowing in the wind. Unexpectedly, I hear footsteps.

It was the prince who killed the dogs, not the servant. But the servant got blamed, of course!

Waiting. She hated waiting. But since her quarry had gone into such a public place, with so many men bigger than her, the hunt would have to wait. He knew she was hunting him, that