The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up

to be the next one to get a free bee! That's right, only today, you can get a free bee. According to all laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings ar

e too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway e too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

Fat body. Bat fodder, fat doobie. The keeps spinning round like usual though. Bees or no bees.

Mmm ooo wee

Kay Eye En Gee

This is how Prince Johann learned to spell. The old fashioned way. King Paulinus X wanted to home school his children and hired a governess named Elizabeth to live in the palace.

Alas, Elizabeth was no Mary Poppins. She beat the royal children, but King Paulinus X didn't mind, as long as they learned their spelling. Prince Johann was black and blue but read

to the royal children anyway. Prince Johann hid his bruises from King Paulinus X; he didn’t want to explain anything. Elizabeth held a finger to her lips, and shook her head no.

So the monarchy was divided between the “Say Somethings” and “Say Nothings.” Nobody acted, not wanting to offend. Spain exploited the crippled monarchy and launched another Armada.