The mouse scurried down the hall with a ball of cheese and a map that gave the exactly location of the final piece of the puzzle. Of all four hundred pieces, this would finally do

as the baby Murphy the elephant roamed through the plaines with his mother, he wondered when dad would come home. he was tired & hungry. why did dad have to leave during the move.

In the morning, i decided to go to my friend's house when, i came out of my house, i was shocked to see a monster made up of ice and is carrying a trampler hammer

The guitar was used to communicate with the other spy. The location of debriefing was the Guitar Center. He would come in and noodle "Hotel California," while the "cashier" trans

You should watch out, you know, because I am about to kill you. After you read this text, you will die. Do you want to know why? You made a huge mistake when you stepped on my

Then something fired in Data's circuits. A hot spark. It whispered, "Why do they treat you like a child Data? You know more than any of them. You don't need them...they need you

The chopsticks were dangling from her dead fingers, still coated in deliciously crispy Chang's Spicy Chicken with a light glaze of arsenic sauce. Food critics weren't often

Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.

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I'm not a normal girl. I carry with me a terrible secret-one that could destroy the world. I live in constant fear of those who hunt me. They know my secret... They want my power..

With her final gasp, she insulted my manhood with a childish remark about how my "nethermane" beneath my trousers was comparative to that of a sheet of velcro. In one blow, I

If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one more time, I was going to shove the stupid phone down her throat. I'd managed to avoid every episode of Glee, but here it was, right in

There was once a little girl, aged 5. She was always wanting to spend time with her mother and one day her mother decided she would move away and leave the girl with her nan

I layed wide awake in my bed, still as the air. All i could hear was my heavy breath moving in and out of my lungs, i stared out the window frightened of what might be downstairs

He stared at her as she wept and shook his head in disagreement. “I’ve told you numerous times that we cannot be together. I don’t understand why you must drag this out.”

one day i was playing in the sand box, ands sand got in my eye, so i started to scream, and run around in cirlces i likedsand but not any more, now i like to

Belated birthdays were his way of saying that he liked you, but passive aggressively wasn't really interested in carrying the friendship forward to the next birthday. Also, farting

Linda wandered aimlessly, looking for her classroom, before she gave up hope and locked herself in the bathroom.

The entire top tier of his book shelf was covered with the creations of one author. The second tier was strewn with statues and memorabilia. But now, the authors bigoted comments

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that