Phil looked at Anita incredulously. "You can't be serious! It can't be done!" Anita only narrowed her eyes at him. "Phil, don't make me question my attraction - to your brain."

It was 5.30 and though the sun was trying to break through the heavy bank of clouds Davison knew this would be the worst day of his life. The plane's engine roared as he

'Thank you, sir.' the nurse said, and tucked the vials of samples in the tray. The sound of running feet made them look round. 'Whatever you do, nurse, don't let him

I was just surfing the web when the person right across from me decided to be weird and talk about manga. He was rambling on about

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As the fire breathing dragon sneered down at her with a twinkle in the eye, Roberta thought to herself "Crap, I knew I should have turned right" She

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Luella Maple Thorpe had been cheated of the ultimate American pedigree. A Mayflower ancestor. Instead, Jebulun Maple had opted for a cheaper cabin on the Speedwell. The trip was

Whitebait! Get yer whitebait here! Genocide on a plate! Mitchell's a great man, he is! Come and but your genocide!

"Shirley, you can't be serious" he told Shirley. "I am serious, but..." Shirley paused. "I got nothing." He laughed and kissed her full on the mouth. She grabbed the riding crop

He aimed the rifle and shot sending a streak of dust through the air. Fat Andy raised his hands. "Kick your gun over here." The gun skidded across the Sonoran desert floor and

When oh when would the rain stop? Shareen spent another hour staring out of the window at

The rattle of the container gave me enough confidence to run across the lawn, slide behind the wheel of the El, and hit the gas. I knew from experience that I could make it to

“So, this guy likes punctual”, David said as if we’d been carrying on a conversation for hours. “He’s very well connected with the traffickers in Everett and does some deals

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Reluctantly, he answered the phone and hoped his mother would ask him how his life was going. Instead, he listened as she rambled on about

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Tonight, he didn't have killing on his mind. Jen was here and as his only weakness, she represented the last thing that tied him to humanity. All the rest was sealed away in his