She knows that it is going to be her day, whatever things happen, finaly she will be able to keep her promise to Dad. It was raining heavily outside, she lighted a cigar and

There were three mottos to live your life by in those times:

1) That moment when you put the spoon in the fridge. 2) That moment when you are totally into a youtube video and you accidentally skipped to the beginning. 3) That moment

She looked down on her feet and let the tears fall down her cheeks. Emma was the typical girl who felt like shit and useless. Her mom made that clear to her.

Several species of small furry animals are gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

"John!", "John!". "Get over here this instant!" "NO!"

I'm jumping in on this ride like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Sam was covered in cheedo dust.

On a dark, stormy night, Phil Cassidy walked down the endless spiraling stairway that would lead him to the depths of Bolcan, the place he feared most. But it also held the one

Zachary strode into the cave determinedly clutching the tools he needed to engrave the names of every creature whose spirits strengthened his sword and fueled him with their powers

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

The wolf got the bad end of the stick stabbed into its chest, but the bad end was dull, so it only really prodded the wolf, irritating it.

Don't wake up. Waking up means realizing that the nightmare doesn't end. Nothing is real. Everything is a dream. Don't wake up. Don't open your eyes.

Women screamed in terror and ran for their lives. Children cried everywhere. Men fought to protect their families from the armies of comic book nerds rampaging through the streets.

Quebec, November, Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster. I am thinking constantly about mice. Where do they live at night? Where do they come from that they invade my kitchen

Chug-a-chug-a CHOO CHOO! The B&O railroad has arrived! Next stop, get out of Jail free card, by Chance, draw one card, you may win or lose!

She was afraid to ask for a new set of utensils and just couldn't stand it anymore, so she got up and hid in the bathroom.

On May 12, 2015, at 3:03 PM, a small man named Frederick was making his way through breakfast. Suddenly, however, the waffle he was trying to eat flew into the air and said to him,

Lenny Takes Over the World for the 463rd Time (MLG story) Once upon a time, for the 463rd time, Lenny decided to take over the world again. Yeah, again. With a time machine.

I woke up this morning feeling like Death itself. I could barely get myself out of bed, but I knew that I had to. There was a big day ahead; food to prepare, people to get ready