Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without donuts.

He woke up naked, and cold. He was tied to a light post, with a sign hung around his neck, written with long, twisted and strange letters. People around him passed, paying no atten

On a cold December evening, Boris was hungry, so he phoned up the local pizza delivery service. "Hello, how may I help you?" The voice said. "Hello, I'd like to order a

A test story goes right here!

I wonder what will become of my memory. Will I "live" on for five years? Ten? Those who know me, will they speak my name often? I just can't help but wonder...

I am a dancer! Dancing is not just what I do it is a part of who I am. Coming into The Richard Stockton College of New Jersey I thought dance was for me!

I'd arranged to meet Ronnie 'OMG' Delaney, my ex business partner & part time cockroach at the Leg o' Mutton on Lambs Conduit. He swung in wearing a leather trench coat & flat cap.

I smelled him burning before I heard him pounding on the oven door. Whoops! Forgot to set the timer! Smoke filled the room as I rushed to the stove. Oven mitts, oven mitts, where

Twas the Bill before Christmas & all thu the House, the lawyers were grumbling & beginning to grouse. "T'will take a fortnight to see this thing done, I'm tired but let's have some

Μια φορά και έναν καιρό ήταν μια κοπέλα με πράσινα παπούτσια και φανταχτερά μαλλιά. Ζούσε σε ένα κόκκινο σπίτι μαζί με την οικογένειά της: τη μαμά της, τον μπαμπά της και τα μικρά

In Holstenwall, my hometown a traveling fair arrived & with it came Dr. Caligari. My friend Alan convinced me to visit his show. His somnambulist predicted Alan's death the by morn

Sing a song of happiness, harmonic beauty, a song that will allow you to turn back your inner demons for a few moments, a song to purify the air. One that will linger in time .

The big day was here, it was now or never. My parents were driving I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm how was I supposed

Humans distinguish themselves through tool use. No primates, elephants, parrots & octopi do too. Okay, but humans use sounds to represent objects. No, chimps can do that.

The Brothers Grozny went their separate ways. Ero developed starships, Arno became a DJ-shaman, and Barto suffered in poverty until he could walk between worlds, as Granny Grozna a

Two young CIA agents were prepping for their first mission. While they were getting ready, the director came to see them in the armory and assign code names.

Several years ago I saw myself not getting very far. Not being able to achieve

Would I wear in a holster? Would I keep it concealed? Would I put it on the table every time that I'm misdealed? Would I rob a liquor store to get some money for the rent? Welfare

I clicked my tongue. "Marcus, it really is a shame we don't hate the same people. We would have made a great team." I could see the terror in his eyes as I loaded my gun and

All she could think about was him. She looked forward to the day they actually came together but to her disappointment,