She reset the alarm & glanced around. The back door was now locked, the curtains drawn. She gripped the spatula with both hands & took several deep breaths.

I was driving along the A82 in the gloaming when I heard clashing chords. From the depths of Loch Ness rose a sparkly beast playing a star-shaped guitar: the Glam Rockness Monster!

Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his

that may be well and good that you are top in FoldingStory." said my wife. "But when are you going to make me Empress of the World?" And so I began, dear reader

Einstein and Marilyn Monroe were having a row because HE wanted kosher hotdogs at the reception but SHE didn't think that was classy. Then she threw her engagement ring at him sayi

The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise, gets bored, makes two humans & tells them not to eat an apple. Ofcourse they do, get kicked out & turn truly wicked, except one guy Noa

It's been six days since I have seen the sun. I've grown so weary down here. Where am I? Am I dreaming? If I am dreaming, why am I so awake. I must escape. They haved chased me for

Lotte Mulle meeldib Lotte. ta on särtsakas koeraplika.

I'm sorry," she said stiffly, "but I won't have you coming round here swearing like a porn star and upsetting the dogs."

What do you buy Kim Kardashian for Christmas? Yahoo! has the most incisive questions. I pondered this baffler into the wee hours of the new year. Only 357 shopping days left.

When the beginning of your story starts to sound like trash, you maybe know you're getting close. To what? Believe me, poverty makes us do things we never thought we might ever do.

I'm a Caucasian gangster with an MBA, a Honda Civic, a bad attitude and a worse haircut. I bump loud gangsta rap and roll up my windows when I see black people. If you want to step

A star explodes and who knows what the unintended consequences are.

The old man in the bush hollered, "Don't forget the duct tape!" God, I...I mean I really, he's so disgusting, he's unshaven, lice and filth all over him, God I love him. This was

There was a dog named Shakyr'a. She loved to chase squirrels more than usual because she could climb trees.

Mungo P. Tallyrand, squinting in the harsh sunlight, surveyed the majestic peak of Mount Keith. His horse lay dead at his feet & his fiancee Angharad Jones had just gone mad.

I was so excited about Christmas day because I knew my dad had gotten me a puppy and I could not wait to finally meet her.

"Exit stage left." said Martin with a flourish before returning to his cubicle. Big Bob rolled his eyes, swiveling his chair back towards his monitor. Chewing the fat with Martin

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