It 's 4 a.m. The street lights wink out. Dim lantern-headed ghosts with grotesque sillouhettes shrilly pipe their piccolos. A cohort of drumming fools marches up the narrow alley.

It was time for Arty McGunnelwhale's elevenses. He padded down to the galley for a strip of dried cod and a tin of hard cider.

The search of the prince's room yielded grim clues to his disappearance; a cracked jewel encrusted cod piece, an empty coin purse and a small puddle of indigo colored blood.

Ko'Tac, the Arch Mage of the northern kigdoms pondered as he stared out the window, behind him trailed the ancient robe, the red trim striking against the dull black.

A man walks into a bar.

Life's too short to give a shit! Life's too short to hear out anyone's complaints about what I'm wearing! So I strip in public and yell, "NUUUDISTOOOO,,, BEEEEAACH!!!"

I learnt some interesting new facts about aardvarks at the zoo today. They can dig through concrete. So why don't they just tunnel out of their enclosure? They drink termite soup

I was going after work.Suddenly,i felt somebody touching me with their bony hands on the shoulder,i stood rooted to the same spot for minutes and my eyes went wide.................

Dear Folding Story team, why did you leave us and leave the site to rot? Why did you abandon us?

She looked up at the two story brick building, reading the rustic sign above the door that read "Minden High School". This was her first day of high school and

"Everybody in a way is two faced Kate" said her mom "Not me. How I am is me all the time" said Kate How could I be two faced she thought. She tells the truth and never goes back

I feel my heart actually crumpling up, eating itself. She was taking too long with the antedote. If Jes doesn't hurry, I'll be dead within minutes.My last words to Justin were "You

It felt almost like the wind had been knocked out of George when he heard the news.

My estranged brother showed up at my doorstep with a small urn he claimed was our father and an ill-thought out plan to bury him 'at sea'. "Have you forgotten" I asked, "Why we

There I was, standing all alone. I could not believe the world is ending right before my eyes. Everyone and everything was gone. All I can see is

"Don't make me make you fall in love with someone like me" she just didn't understand

The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed. "Do you know what you just ate?" Damn thought the cannibal, what is this crazy witch up to this time? She smiled, "Beef."

Big Bob was already sweating when he rang the doorbell dreading the next hr but he was the "right shape for the job" as his brother Marty said. He was fidgeting with the beard when

My super-duper-extra-strength Zit Zapper with an illegal dose of benzoyl peroxide just arrived in the mail. I tore open the package and lathered it on like soap. These pimples were

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