FASHION POLICE COMIX No.1 "Never Wear Black Without the Blue." We're the Fashion Police. This is our job. These are our true stories. Tonight, Justice is going to be FABULOUS.

His thick hands grabbed my breasts,and I gasped in desire.The moon was still high(and so was I,but I think it was real) when I felt him slide into me,standing on the beach sand.

"Enjoy." smiled the motel clerk, passing me the key from behind the bullet-proof glass. As he turned to watch Top Gear, I trudged past the dirty ash trays to my hollow-core door.

The following is an unedited account of what really happened after Sir Gallahad the Chaste followed the Grail-shaped beacon to Castle Anthrax & made acquaintance with the 150 virgi

I can feel the worms under my skin again. The doctors say they're not there. They say I'm "crazy". But they're there. Sometimes the worms tell me to do things. Bad things.

"Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore my party-pants!" I woke with a start as "German-Sparkle Party" music replayed over and over in my head. I'm going to kill her for showing

I'd amassed a collection of Tolkien paraphernalia like his pipe, original manuscripts, wedding ring, walking canes and such when I discovered the giant copy of LOTR in Kansas City

The boy, or Empty-Sockets Shafaqat, as he was known, tugged on his camel's rope and lead him to the the tallest dune. Every Bedouin knew it was actually the camel who lead the boy.

Traversing the haunted forest of family secrets is not only scary but it is the only way to be truly free.

Finally one last shot rang from the pistol, and their savior was dead. All 9 of the remaining hostages had a stunned look on their face, worried that their fates had been sealed.

The structure was lightyears long. At its center was the homeworld, Earth. Nanobots endlessly built new expansions to the structure. Lonely WALL-DO was one of the nanobots.

I was watching Little House on the Prairie with my wife when suddenly my cell phone rang. It was work. It was an emergency. It was almost midnight.

My goldfish slapped me, so I was

While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt

The beach... the place where the land meets the sea, and the place where I take my morning walks. That is where 'they' first appeared.

"Of course, I also want total immunity and 10 million deposited in my bank account in the Seychelles. Oh, and that painting in your lounge would fit beautifully in my toilet"

"Hey, d'you wanna hear a joke?" said the excitable middle aged man. "I made it up myself.". "Sure." I said. "Okay!" He coughed. "What did one olive say to the other olive?".

Jodar felt lost, like tattered shadows in a blizzard. To find himself he knew he must leave the whirling infoclutter that formed the trivial fabric of his life. At 5:00 AM on a day

It was great to work for Timedocs. We went back to record, for instance, a day in the life of Tu Fu or Annensky, and the reactions their works produced. That was cool but we still

"Listen to this, you old motherfucker!", John yelled at to the officer. "I built all those goddamn bombs myself! I fixed them up and fine tuned them, fine tuned them for everything