Icy blue,hot pink,acid green,pale gray,bright yellow,burned ocher and pitch black

Golden Locks tried so many beds by now she could not remember how she got to the latest one...There was a bear in bed with her and her mouth tasted like...well,not porridge.

"Ack! Save... yourselves," the cavalryman pled as he coughed up blood. "Oh no, he has bronchitis," said the sage, ignoring the cavalryman's case of "throat sword." Further tests

A girl and her brother lived in a nice home in a nice neighborhood. One day, they were playing in their backyard, when a bunch of plants came out of nowhere and started attacking

When townsfolk voiced their beef with how aesthetically unappealing the giant dome would be, The Architect designed a thorny rainforest canopy to do the job. The lush prison craze

It was a classic example of the age-old question:

On a much-deserved date with the spouse at a new place. New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" is playing in the background.

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Sometimes, I wonder if dogs are capable of rationale thought. Are they able to complete logical syllogism? Are they able to organize complex data structures? Then the car swerved

"Latin is a dead language," Maurice said. Lewis replied, "No, YOU'RE the dead language." Then he offered him a drink. Maurice, in his naivety, drank the liquid. He suffered and di

The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.

I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today.

As I walked out into the sun, cop hands on my shoulder, I realized that this was the end. He hadn't been important enough for a death penalty but I'm going to rot in prison forever

4.16.2117 Log: My grandpa was just telling me horror stories again about how they used to eat animal flesh for sustenance and literally cut into live bodies as a form of medicine.

The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames

zobologist was testing the hypothesis that zombies just needed to wake up & smell the coffee. Needless to say he was suprised when the diner chairs filled up with headless zombies!

The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because

To avoid getting nipped by the fuzz and ending up in the hoosegow I had to shimmy down a thingamajig and make like a schoenobatist. I'd absconded with a plethora of doohickeys and

Someone told me. It's all happening at the zoo. some young chimp ate his poo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true. Mmmmm mmmmh woooahh mmmh..

A fly on the wall, spied your meeting, under covers, four feet exposed, it landed on the interlopers exposed toe. You were awake, felt watched and you were.