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Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...
Finished
2011-09-03 08:36:15
Took
248 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes, 38 seconds
40
He sat there, having been done with his business for a few minutes. The baby was crying in the hall and he needed to get to that, but damnit, this was his quality time. Being alone
Finished
2011-11-23 23:36:20
Took
327 days, 5 hours, 8 minutes, 14 seconds
40
Three steps out the door and she heard the click. It was a hair thin trip wire and her foot had broken it. A series of spring loaded gears fell into place, connecting two electric
Finished
2011-02-22 00:04:08
Took
52 days, 5 hours, 31 minutes, 12 seconds
40
Her smiled infected her mother as she ran to hug her. It seemed like forever since she'd been held, & her mother held her the best. Why had it taken her so long to live to the end?
Finished
2011-03-12 12:22:42
Took
70 days, 17 hours, 46 minutes, 16 seconds
40
DeLorean. Phone booth. Hot tub... those have all been done before. I was determined to create a time machine to trump all others.
Finished
2011-03-12 22:46:55
Took
65 days, 7 hours, 48 minutes, 16 seconds
40
"If I wanted a lemur I would have asked for a lemur..." he exploded, exasperated. The young girl took a step back from the counter. "Oh alright, you said he could be fitted with
Finished
2011-01-16 09:31:33
Took
5 days, 15 hours, 30 minutes, 30 seconds
40
Sirens wailed. INTRUDER ALERT flashed on the console. 'But that's impossible!' huffed the technician, 'I sorted out the glitch.' Then the portal door slid open, revealing
Finished
2011-01-27 11:46:49
Took
13 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes, 13 seconds
40
Everyone you did it. You should
Finished
2011-08-28 13:25:25
Took
222 days, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
40
I saw it. Yeah, they said it didn't exist. But it did. I smelled it at first, deep in the Amazon.The rare Obese Purple Toothache. Obviously it smelled like rotting teeth. A dentist
Finished
2011-08-08 07:55:54
Took
201 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes, 14 seconds
40
She twirled her chesnut curls around her fingers, her vintage flower print dress swishing past her swedish sofa, her japanese cat clock chiming in her ears. Her young face smiled.
Finished
2011-09-22 17:19:05
Took
239 days, 6 hours, 16 minutes, 16 seconds
40
"Something smells gross," she said, flitting her hand in front of her nose. He said, "That's my sausage." His sausage had been stinky because
Finished
2011-05-19 23:17:19
Took
113 days, 2 hours, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
40
Suddenly I snapped out of my haze and had the acute revelation that I needed to get out of there. I gathered up Jenn and carried her to the passenger side of my car and opened the
Finished
2011-09-02 00:48:47
Took
211 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes, 50 seconds
40
Let me first apologize for lying to you. I don’t just go off and lie for the fun of it, but sometimes things get better with age. Wine. Cheese. The truth.
Finished
2011-08-17 19:13:58
Took
195 days, 20 hours, 25 minutes, 43 seconds
40
Hi my name is Hubert, and I will be your pilot this afternoon. We have Natasha in the cabin to tend to your needs. This is no ordinary flight ladies and gentlement. We have lots
Finished
2013-04-25 07:00:47
Took
2 years, 65 days, 9 hours, 48 minutes, 16 seconds
40
And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and
Finished
2011-06-03 19:45:31
Took
103 days, 20 hours, 38 minutes, 51 seconds
40
The photon lazier is a bit different from the photon lazer-- similar, but about like celery and carrots floating in the same stew bound for the gut and eventually the city pipes.
Finished
2011-06-26 19:20:46
Took
123 days, 20 hours, 20 minutes, 41 seconds
40
Kenny Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't like show tunes but they do the "gambler" to "some enchanted evening" really out there.
Finished
2013-02-05 14:33:45
Took
1 year, 340 days, 20 hours, 24 minutes, 32 seconds
40
Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was
Finished
2013-06-08 07:06:28
Took
2 years, 95 days, 12 hours, 26 minutes, 15 seconds
40
Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and
Finished
2012-10-30 17:46:58
Took
1 year, 238 days, 21 hours, 34 minutes, 4 seconds
40
Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. Just because a horses ass is something quite enormous. Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. I know her ass is just as big, butt I adore it
Finished
2011-08-10 02:44:25
Took
138 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, 19 seconds
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