Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be

Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...

they will kick me out of Toastmasters. I was the worse phrase coiner since Nancy Reagan. For instance, I was the one who coined, "That's a nifty one for a thrifty one." It never

made anyone wince as much as it did me, but after the meeting nobody could make eye contact. The next non-winner I coined landed me in jail for the weekend. "I haven't killed like

that since I was in James Brown's band," I said, but no one was listening. They were just staring at their feet, as if a lawyer might suddenly emerge from the floor. "Come on ...

I didn't bleach the pit stains out of my favorite T-Shirt for this crap, people! :Let's dance like you mean it." That must have gotten their attention, because

the room errupted with whoops and cheers, and the dancing began. And it continued for 40 days and 40 nights by which time most had serious injuries - broken hips, slipped discs,

hernias. This was the secret plan of the chiropractic conspiracy. The resulting deluge of new patients after such parties kept them filthy rich. But then that upstart chiropractor

Art Vandalay went too far. He began to shy away from the conventions and began to go door to door. He would carry a 1000 pound weight that he would dare people to lift and once

Regina Filange wouldn't let him do a crazy thing like that,Art Vandalay drew a plan.He would go back to the Vandalay Industries building and call

a meeting of the Society of Made-up People. Richard Bachman took the minutes. Just as they were planning to rule the world, Agent Scarn and Manatee PI busted the operation.