I didn't see him! I was texting! I screeched to a halt, stopping less than an inch from his arthritic-looking legs. The old man turned & made an obscene jester with his hand.

Harpreet Singh was a NCY cabbie. He loved his job. His prodigious memory and friendly chattiness made him the best cabbie in the city. He never forgot a face or an address until

¿POR QUÉ EN LOS SITIOS AVANDONADOS SI PONES UN CASETTE DURANTE VARIOS DÍAS SE ESCUCHAN VOCES?

"Blow out the candle and make a wish, granny!" we said. Granny looked down at the single candle in the Tastykake Chocolate Junior with disdain. She made her wish. The house rumbled

Scuzzy wuzzy was my underwear.

Gordon Ramsay stormed onto the set in the middle of a show. Alaric Marylebone turned his unnervingly white eyes on his fellow chef, as his black santoku knives restrained their sou

Doug'ys Dad done died doin' Doris Dilkins during Demsicola's Derby Days.

I'd invited the regulars, Bob who brews Nutbrowns, Sam, the Pilsnerking, & Sally, the Amber-lady. The burgers were on the grill when I popped the unmarked bottle of Obama Honey Ale

The three little pigs decided it was time to come out of the closet and tell everyone the truth. They'd been living as "roommates" for years but in reality they were

Bozo was discharged from his Clowns Without Borders tour of duty with a severe case of Post-Dramatic Humourless Syndrome. It didn't help that he returned to a society where clowns

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Dad's going hunting boys, but you can't go this time, it looks like a blizzard on the way. When they had the chance the boys snuck out and follow dad from a distance when the snow

It was a great beach day in the Pacific Northwest, 80 degrees, not a cloud in the sky. She packed a good book, cheese, smoked oysters, crackers and thermos full of ice and wine. At

"Is it possible to write a serious, emotional, heartbreaking tale on FoldingStory?" Timmy asked the teacher. "No. That's like trying to convince Miley Cyrus that she should quit."

"Are these my pants?" Dan said, holding up a grimy object. "Your pants," I said, "are not my area of expertise. Perhaps you'd like to phone a friend?" "OK, I'll call Bianca," he pi

"Ichthyomancy and idioglossia are ignotum per ignotius" Uncle Ichabod used to say, but he suffered from latent Luciferous Logolepsy. Aunt Ida suffered from Involuntary Idiolalia.

An ice cream soda was all he wanted.He had this craving for a few days now and it was driving him nuts...Hummm,nuts...caramelized,warm nuts...No!No more cravings,no more sugar,no

10 out of 10 brands of toilet paper,

"The 31st weekly meeting of Goat club is now called to order.The secretary will now read the bylaws", said Great Goat John. "Rule #1 Never talk about Goat club. Rule #2 No Helgas"