The red Skittle army was slowly but steadily advancing on the weakened green forces. But what's this?! A yellow ambush! I ate four reds and a yellow. Mmmmm. The reds retreated back

did i take it too far? no. because satan is my master.

"Joy of Cooking," pg. 929, Chicken Nugget recipe: 1) Slaughter chickens 2) Cleave into fun dinosaur shapes 3) Throw away 4) Guzzle pink slime 5) Wash down with soylent pink soda 6)

While doing a weekly cleaming, Madame Dujardin received a package by pigeon post from a M. Veloux at 32 Ave. De Chaussoise. She opened it and found the following: 1. A book titled

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.

The wind was so strong I could barely felt my hands which are currently in my sweater's little pocket. "Tessa! Tessa!" Someone yelled. To my amaze, it was her.."Grandma!" I cried.

After the gig me and the boys hooked up with the groupies, and as true rock-gods hit up some Charlie and champagne, things spiralled out of control when Jimmy the guitarist smashed

Today, C'thulhu woke up and got himself coffee. He checked the news headlines, only to discover that Donald Trump was now president. Of course, C'thulhu reacted with

I became suspicious that my schizophrenia had returned when I happened to glance in the bowl. Corn? I hadn't eaten corn in months. There was a hard knock at the door.

The dust that gathers under your bed is a mix of human hair, skin, soot from air polution & interstellar dust. It must have been some complex organic molecules from space combined

The skies crackled in a brilliant red, a masterpiece in the eyes of a troubled mind. Who was this child, staring blankly at the oncoming storm, just standing there, almost admiring

He was scared, very scared. It had started with the sound of shattering glass. Then, he heard something crawl through the window next to the kitchen. He ran into his closet, hoping

"Dave whats the secret to your steak man!" Mike exclaimed. "You really wanna know?" Dave asked. Mike nodded enthusiastically. "Well the two main ingredients are napalm and bleach."

Then Clarence Darrow let his suspenders crack against his chest. Like a slap against the whole courtroom. Mopped his head and screamed,"What the HELL is a "Money-Money?" I ask you

I'm sorry," she said stiffly, "but I won't have you coming round here swearing like a porn star and upsetting the dogs."

The day the orbs came out of the woods, Benjamin was startled but not surprised. He had heard rumors and intimations for decades, despite the commercial clutter that afflicted his

Cage Wests' college track days are paying off as he gains on the the diamond thief he has tracked over three continents and two years.

The moonlight shines as I await the presence of the Dark league warrior and his war hound named Dracos. I'm the queen of this universe, he is to gather the other Dark warriors.

I scream as shoop da woop says,"I'M A FIRE IN MY LAZOR" then terrified I

When Roland was shot in the eye a heavy Gloire de Dijon rose sprang from the bloody socket. It's roots penetrated his brain and sucked what life he had left to produce a perfume