If I had to hear one more fart joke from the backseat, I thought I might abandon the car. Not that I didn't find them funny, but it'd been going on for a solid 40 minutes, and now

The structure was lightyears long. At its center was the homeworld, Earth. Nanobots endlessly built new expansions to the structure. Lonely WALL-DO was one of the nanobots.

"Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.""PersiennePersiennePersienne""No meio do caminho tinha uma pedra.Tinha uma pedra no meio do caminho."Five languages she spoke and poetry still

Tick. Tock. The time was passing by so slowly. I glared at the clock and willed it to go faster. Nothing happened of course. I tried to pay attention to the droning of the teacher'

Kimberley Stockholm was a goddess - she had legs that were a mile long, teeth that you could see your reflection in, and hips

He rubbed his goatee peering at her black leotard over his espresso. She grabbed his beret and flung it. "You just hate me because I want to dig the world always!" Beatniks were

The elevator doors close, there is a lurch as the box takes off then surges wildly upward and crosswise on the diagonal just like in the dream only this time incredulously real.

Lenin17 & Betty were cast adrift on the indifferent ocean of fate. Their rudderless boat bobbed around until they washed up on the shore of another story to continue their adventur

Of course I can ride a bike. I just can't turn the damn things. That's why I have knees that look like this. Now hand me the first aid kit and shut up! Grand kids who needs them.

She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.

My boyfriend likes to play video games. That would be normal except that when he kills people; he tells me he really wishes it was in real life...

Un día de primavera Laura va eixir de sa casa per anar a l'escola. Com pensava que faria un poc de fresca portava una jaqueta blava damunt de la camisa. Al poc d'anar caminant

In the great clockwork of the heavens a tiny sphere passes before the furnace and life giver, a speeding messenger of melting lead, an interloper skimming her plasma winds

Once upon a time there was a Princess, named Ashley, who was banished to the evil town of Statesboro. There she attended the boarding school Georgia Southern.

One day Tommy was walking to school. Tommy does not like school but he was happy to go today. They were going on a field trip but when he got to his class, no one was there. The cl

She was in love with grammar, he was a passionate entomologist. Their children, Ellipsis, Oxford Comma and little Rhagodessa, were often left to their own devices as their parents

Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will

Well the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio, so we decided to go on an adventure.

“I have sorer tusks,” bellowed the mastodon, making his excuse known. "Please don't tell the herd you beat me in a deer-rules charging match." The boar replied, "Fat chance! This m

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110