It was the first day back to school after a two week holiday break...

She sat at the console, mindlessly tapping away. Out her window, the world looked as it had for so many other days of her dreary existence. But the hole in the wall

Phil looked at Anita incredulously. "You can't be serious! It can't be done!" Anita only narrowed her eyes at him. "Phil, don't make me question my attraction - to your brain."

It was 5.30 and though the sun was trying to break through the heavy bank of clouds Davison knew this would be the worst day of his life. The plane's engine roared as he

'Thank you, sir.' the nurse said, and tucked the vials of samples in the tray. The sound of running feet made them look round. 'Whatever you do, nurse, don't let him

I was just surfing the web when the person right across from me decided to be weird and talk about manga. He was rambling on about

One day along time ago there was a town where all of the smurf's lived along happily. Then one day a really big, mean green monster attacked. The smurf's were terrorized. They were

As the fire breathing dragon sneered down at her with a twinkle in the eye, Roberta thought to herself "Crap, I knew I should have turned right" She

In a last ditch effort to find water, Prancer starts digging a well. While digging, she discovers a bottle of "Clorox", she starts jumping in glee, knowing that this 6% chlorine

One of the biggest problems in the world, is the amount of oil that the world has. This is the story about a boy that goes on his way into the world to

Luella Maple Thorpe had been cheated of the ultimate American pedigree. A Mayflower ancestor. Instead, Jebulun Maple had opted for a cheaper cabin on the Speedwell. The trip was

Whitebait! Get yer whitebait here! Genocide on a plate! Mitchell's a great man, he is! Come and but your genocide!

"Shirley, you can't be serious" he told Shirley. "I am serious, but..." Shirley paused. "I got nothing." He laughed and kissed her full on the mouth. She grabbed the riding crop

He aimed the rifle and shot sending a streak of dust through the air. Fat Andy raised his hands. "Kick your gun over here." The gun skidded across the Sonoran desert floor and

When oh when would the rain stop? Shareen spent another hour staring out of the window at

The rattle of the container gave me enough confidence to run across the lawn, slide behind the wheel of the El, and hit the gas. I knew from experience that I could make it to

“So, this guy likes punctual”, David said as if we’d been carrying on a conversation for hours. “He’s very well connected with the traffickers in Everett and does some deals

The phrase “super vigilante deal” bounced around my head like a .22 shell inside a thick skull. The only other time I’d heard that phrase was the night everything had jumped off

Reluctantly, he answered the phone and hoped his mother would ask him how his life was going. Instead, he listened as she rambled on about

If there's one thing I can't stand about 'Cranky Dave', it's the way that as soon as you've finished eating, he always, and I mean ALWAYS