In an effort to improve their brand image, the Mormon Church took some suspect advice from a PR firm and began to dress their missionaries as Lord of the Rings characters. It was

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Chairman Kaga had a weirder than usual gleam in his eyes when he announced: "Today's theme ingredient -- Dr. Phibes!" Sakai and Morimoto looked at each other. The guest chef

"Jimmy died today. He blew his brains out into the bay!" Billie Joe yelled in front of an audience of teens, with low self-esteem and questioning morals, as he strummed a guitar.

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A long time ago I found shoe box filled with silver dollars. It was buried under my grandmother's porch along with a box that contained a wedding gown.

A mouse ran from the barn as the owl swooped to the ground. He missed. For now the youngster was safe, but for how long.

A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan in a no go tow zone. He had a good excuse. He needed to clear his name so everyone would think better of him. When asked he said "

Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I painted some board shorts on myself and headed down to the beach.

Her breath, smokey with condensation, cut through the air like

There's something I need to tell you. It's hard for me to say, but I must be truthful. I'm a Scottish highland dancer.

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

"I wanted to be a haiku poet," Elizabeth said, "but never could make the turns work." It was a common complaint.

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Look again at the Maltese vertigo near the keypoint. Subservient feelings will attempt a cover up, but you must not give way. Look and see them, on the canyon cliffs, bleeding on

The dragon plunged through the acid mists. The purity of it mad his scales feel clean. He tucked his wings in, spiraled towards the Stag Forests. He exhaled a trail of flames as