Another holiday, another social obligation. I feign a look of interest and raise my psychic shields before I join the fray. I hate family gatherings. Ever since

I awoke to find myself surrounded by an army of well armed and thoroughly angry Peeps. Left-overs from last years Easter party, I was fairly certain that

That's when the guy in the seat next to me let out a big, smelly fart! I was horrified, I was mortified I was

Coles Enredados La historia va de dos colegios que se encontraron en la red

"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.

The adrenaline was pulsing through my body. I was dripping sweat from running. I was huddled in the corner, listening for any indication that I was not alone. Then I saw

I am awesome

It never ends. Day after day I find myself wondering why I don't blow this popsicle stand and got to a place where things would be different, where I could

As a little child, he would spend hours in the woods, picking up rocks to see what squirmed beneath. It was a metaphor for his life now, he realized. He spent his days

As if to say that the ladder had moved itself, Jedediah moaned in silence. Oh had he suffered since the loss he had endured just moments earlier. If his his sweat stained shirt

Hi, my name is Dirk and I am looking for someone special. I like cherries. I like pineapples, though we call them ananas. And if you read this, I'd probably like to meet you. [end]

Her light dimmed a little. It always did that when Nelson walked into the room. His eyes stopped glowing. He knew it bothered her, but he didn't want her to forget his superior

James sat next to Jose and wept pathetically. They both hand three children and were out of work. Jose looked up and waved off a cup of tea. The robots were even doing that job.

I have a strange feelings, a sensational that has said every moment of my life, this low silence is killing my eardrum and lethargy of loneliness is squeezing my throat..

"Bad dog!" she scolded as she picked up yet another pair of her favorite shoes that her new dog Lucy had chewed on. Here she was all dressed to attend one of the most important

The gun was held up to her beloved chiwawa's head, finger on trigger and ready. Should she just accept his proposal of marriage after all? Oh, it was all too awful.

The letter he had been waiting for finally arrived. It lay in the mouth of the mailbox waiting to be retrieved. He stared at it, suddenly apprehensive. The letter stared back

The sandcastle competition was in full swing, and it was no bucket and spade affair. There were sand Batilles, sand Taj Mahals, and even a sand Studio 54 filled with sandlebrities.

I like milk. Always have. My cousin Lenny made fun of my latent lactose

The rain started to bang against the aluminum chimney vent - clank, clank, clank. He looked up and wondered