It was a win/lose, do or die situation. Praying to the Lottery Gods, he clenched his last five bucks with his arthritic

Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a

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'Well, its about time,' she thought as the plane finally pulled away from the gate. The pilot came on to announce that,

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The stars flickered out in the frost crackled back at his boots. The grass beneath it was frozen into an intricate matrix of tiny corridors leading upward into the shadow, but he

There was recently a major release of substances from a waste disposal site in the county. Owen is the current owner of the site; Fred is a former owner. Hap is the producer of the

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He saw green blood. Most people would run, but he was Austrian! He wanted to calm the muscular sweating Indian so he said, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." But the blood

“Take a look at me now,” he chortled into the dishwasher, “all the workshops of these colleges are kidding themselves. The students are a prop for the prof's alcoholism and

The squirrel had been hatching his plan for weeks. He had eaten his last pinecone on Tuesday. He was now strictly a carnivore. And why not? The apartment complex was full of meat.

The telephone rang without end. Theresa sat there staring at it. It wasn't plugged into the wall or anything, yet it rang and rang. Desmond entered cautiously and grabbed his cell

Kathy Griffith looked in the mirror and smiled. Her lifelong ambition was to be a hot chick. After all the surgery, heartache, scrabbling and self abuse, it appeared to her that

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She was tired of the jokes. "How can you work in a rice cake factory and still be so overweight?"

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I couldn't sleep at all last night. I was worried about the file. Finally, at 5:30 am, I jumped out of bed and took off in my car to do whatever I could to remedy the situation