Dennis had never been a popular boy, due to the fact that he couldn't talk to someone without also drawing on their face. This proved especially embarrassing when

The Brain had learned to be ready at the front gate to avoid embarrassment so when he was standing there with his laptop backpack on his shoulder, everyone except Rhia was relieved

My tooth was killing me, so I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and go to the dentist. A real one, not the one I went to last time in the alley behind FoodWay. In the waiting

Just because there's snow on the roof; doesn't mean there's not a

I've had it, I'm through, I won't help you do it anymore. It just isn't right to take advantage of them even if they ask; and they do as so nicely, but I won't I just won't

"Climate Change!" he exclaimed. The room was silent. One by one, audience members raised they're hands, but before he could call on any, a figure appeared in the

Shoes shoes shoes as far as the eye could see. She had longed for a shoe storage system but now she had one she realised her life was complete and the future was now uncertain. In

"Mr. President, thank you for proving that speaking well has nothing to with real leadership. We should have went with Hillary." TV cameras caught Obama's face. Biden hit pause on

There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?

As the morning sun burned the clouds, it was clear today was the day for

If death were a person, I would call him a greedy bitch. He always had a way of taking the good people away, leaving the assholes behind for me to deal with.

The darkness wrapped around his shoulders as he stalked down the gloomy path. "I need to get out of this genre," he whimpered to himself.

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

I was sitting on the couch with Shania, watching reruns of "Unwrapped" and playing footsies, when she looked into my eyes and said, "Wanna play the Wii?" That's when I knew

The moped hummed quietly on the empty road. Buildings wizzed passed me. The Briefcase was still on the bak of the vehicle. They were catching up. I sighed and sped towards the wall

" God save our souls!", to that I said " I am the son of the devil and I am here to do the devil's work". I shot him in the face twice, it felt like

As I was riding in the U-boat there was a plane in the mist a while away but I went ahead and told the captin. The captin

Frightened by the impending betrayal, the little girl explored wearily in the ever expanding house until she came across

I love Pretzels but only eat the ones tied in a knot! The Pretzel Sticks confuse me I can't decide which end to bite, If I bite the middle I end up with four more ends. Terrifying

I had been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a child. Years I had worked to get to where I was to day, and now the moment was finally here. I was finally going to be