The man with the golden fedora and the black trench coat asked you, "how fast is your heart beating right now?". With the lack of an answer, you began to run away. You turn around

She took a snapshot of her privates and sent it to Rick Warren in Uganda. However Rick left his cellphone with

I lived in my own world...sort of like the Matrix but with unicorns

I click create over and over again. It does me no good. All it does is waste my time, but the voices in my head have things to say. I must click create

>At 0249 EST, NASA discovered a new anomaly near Titan, Saturn's moon. At first, it was thought to be a previously un discovered comet colliding with Titan. >We were wrong

Scrooge tried to convince the Ghost of Christmas future to take him to the stock exchange. He even offered to give the ghost his fair share of the winnings.

Dracula took the night shift at the furniture store. He needed a little money so that he could get HBO.

This is a test. That was all that was said. Looking across the keys at the site in front of him, he tapped at the keys delivering the words to the digital canvas before him. Yay

This is the stuff of countless schlocky sci-fi films that have tarnished the image of science fiction for decades.

Desperation is one of those themes that only pokes it's head out once every blue moon, but this was a fitting moment for Jack. His hand flashed out a glock and it vomited lead into

"Let's play Doctor." "Err.. Dr. Curleigh, You ARE my Doctor." "Well I want to be the patient this time. Here put on my smock & stethoscope." "Yes Dr...." "... and don't call me Dr.

In the apocalypse, even the celebrities were turned into zombies. However, this had little effect on their careers. Tay Zonday released Chocolate Brain, and Justin Bieber

He sat down. Quietly. He read the barf bag. He'd felt a little jumpy and scanned the passengers coming on board. No body language cues. A ten year old said, "You're an Air Marshall

"Sometimes I see flames and sometimes I see people that I love dying..." The jet black radio murmured as the static faded. "...and it feels like somebody was gripping my throat"

"Mom, look, I'm a unicorn!"

I would be ashamed if you could hear my snarky thoughts. Like the pang of guilt an axemurder feels while axeing a vixen into smooshy eighths, this is how I know I'm a good person.

"Psst, Hey bud." "WHO ME?" "Shhh..." who me?" "Riiight. How would you like to buy an O for just a buck?" "A BUCK!" "Shh.." "a buck?" "Riiight" "SAY AREN'T YOU PAT SAJACK?" "Shhh...

Her breath came out in short bursts as her legs carried her across the field, wet grass squishing beneath her sneakers. Sweat beaded on her forehead, bare arm wiping at it.

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First, stand with legs wide apart and squat down as low as possible. 2nd, put the palms of your hands on the floor in front of you & stretch out your fingers. 3rd, squoosh forward