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"But I dare say my fellow, it was 7-11 pizza wasn't it? A sort of Carb-laden greasy circular slab of adipose generating pie, made by non-Italians and a heat lamp. Right old chap?"

"Moroccan maracas masquerading as macaroons mamboed meltingly."

This fold is the work of genius.

Her husband was out again fighting an electrical fire in this godawful storm. She'd clicked on a horror movie & choked when she realized the scene on the screen was her own bedroom

They was driving in Yossemmiitty park and they sawed a cayotee. They got out and said cor look a cayottee. Then they all died.

At first I was conservative with my likes. I used to hand them out very sparsely, until one faithful day the ghosts of Christmas educated me on the liberal cause. Now I hand them

Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took

It takes a great deal of endurance to be employed by a Boss Monster. To be a receptionist taking calls and arranging appointments for heroes to take a crack at him.

I drink therefore I

Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said

Sometimes Heyman Boyd would go incarnate again just to ride the shuttle up and down Dark Matter Corridor 458, read the graffiti at the stations, and watch the variety of people who

Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.

The last time I saw Frank my door was flying off it's hinges, as he barreled into my living room ready to pound my head flat. I couldn't really blame him, as hours ago I had

The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed. "Do you know what you just ate?" Damn thought the cannibal, what is this crazy witch up to this time? She smiled, "Beef."

I'd been hitchiking for days, but I couldn't stop 'til I got there. My thumb was cramped, but I kept it extended until finally a truck stopped. "Won't you take me to Funkytown?"

Lulu believed in second chances. Unfortunately, she was on her fifth.

why do monsters hide under my bed?

The polyamorites and their various sea monkeys and magic crystals enjoyed the shuttle ride from the parking lot into 2017-World. It was going to be a nice change from their

Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.