Some goons from the Library of Congress barged into my house at 3 AM this morning, even though I had never unlocked any phones. I was tempted to say I preferred the Dewey Decimal S

For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo

Everyday Sara would walk home from school. She would always pass the old Bricker house at the bottom of the treet. When she was little, she'd always hear stories about it. Kids sa

Brad Marigon felt better than he had feared after the soul inspection and vacuuming. When they brought out the black snake, it turned out to be pretty cool, technically. Back in hi

Darla stepped out of the time machine into a world that little resembled the one she left moments before. Where were the trees, and what was that awful odor? She'd have to try

If I jump,

Wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, & gluttony. Quirly Quinn drew a line beside the list. He'd been on the winning side of every deal he'd ever bargained &decided to tempt Sata

Question: Are nobles born with fancy hats and scepters in tow? I am but a denizen of Plebeshire, but I wonder what makes nobles so special. My son was born with a hat-shaped growth

The first rule of the ancient and sacred Chinese martial art Hei Yu Fu is:

On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to some Jazz music, Tinkerbell had a little too much to drink. When she came to, her leg was stuck in a bug zapper.

Kyle had never felt this much anger before. Chad had just poured out all of his monster energy drink. Kyle punched another hole in his wall, but it wasn't enough.

She was ecstatic to see all these movie stars lined up at the Academy Awards. She'd waited since yesterday to get some great shots with her new camera. Just then, there was a tug

M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing ideas for new script "..but the monster is, in fact, his brother-in-law. And there's another twist(!): He can be defeated if he drinks

Okay I got it. Street Sweeper Wars, Street Sweeper's Wives, Are You Smarter than a Street Sweeper? Celebrity Street Sweeper, So You Think You Can Street Sweep? Street Sweeper COPS!

Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King Louis XII of France and Copernicus' Grandmother were kidnapped and teleporter to Present Day Chile.

I can't wait to go to Six Flags today. I went last year but I didnt get to ride all the rides. This year the first thing im going to do is

EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing

I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling out of my anus into the bowl, I say a child run up to me. "gotacha" he screamed chasing me but he didn't want me he wanted my pooped,

"Why were you REALLY researching Pu-239 online?" said the NSA agent. "A story on FoldingStory had Batman using a uranium powered fork. I wrote that it exploded. I wanted to be accu

As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly