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I guess Mabel Jones was tired of being the outcast of the neighborhood. One Saturday morning she released a squadron of autonomous weaponized robots from her two-car garage. Jeff

Don't read this story. Seriously. It's uncreative, the transitions are awkward, and there's no wit to be found. You'd feel less pleasure than a Scorpio with an Aquarius wife, or

I sat, absentmindedly stirring my cereal with my spoon. Ripples moved across the surface of the milk, I stopped stirring and it kept rippling. The table was shaking, they were here

Mark had been standing at the altar for 45 minutes, but he was willing to give Jess the benefit of the doubt. His "innocent until proven jilty" outlook came back to bite him when

And I learned not to throw on in the towel I learned to wipe my sweat with it and keep pushing!

Marvin woke in the middle of the night after a leathery dream with drool on his cheek and a rabid bat nestled in his Movember beard.

I gave her a shake but her body was heavy and lifeless, probably been dead for an hour or two based on the warmth still falling out of her angular cheeks. Who was she? She seemed

Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"

As Roberta drove along, a huge pothole appeared in the road. It wasn't the fear of driving into it, as to what suddenly appeared out of it. A giant

Mrs. Henderson always used a crooked wand with a few little branches. It kept her humble and provided a safeguard, as she had no idea where her intentions came from anyway. On the

Anjinsan, downed the ice cold ginger beer and belched. He saw a movement behind the Fusuma and quietly grasped the hilt of his wakizashi.

Ah yes, she was free again. She loved a Sunday drive. The Cabbie's aftershave didn't bother her. Ever since the DUI she had to take taxis, but no matter, she was as free as

The first day of summer was a couple days ago. That was the day a boy named Brady was born.

OK teach, it's cool that you're hot and all. Cute too. But do you really have to wear *that* shirt with *those* shorts. And pigtails? Come on! I'm trying to make grades here.

LucieL was toying with the idea of starting a story with an interesting and inspiring premise. But she thought - no, I'll talk about my parking fine. I've got another one. Oh the

Hi my name is Hubert, and I will be your pilot this afternoon. We have Natasha in the cabin to tend to your needs. This is no ordinary flight ladies and gentlement. We have lots

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the dastedly dog snickered, when the cow transfigured

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me." "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle

The dog wagged his tail.yelping and barking as he searched the ground with his nose