I would like to test this program to use when teaching my class.

And so it came to pass that we had to kill our love because it was too beautiful to bear. Now, 6 months later, what is this? Regret? Intimacy is like a drug, that pulls you back

"Any cavities, Doc?" He smiled perfectly. The dentist puzzled over the x-ray. "Um, no..." His patient's teeth were all exactly the same size.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON". Tim shouted into the cold midnight air. Tim was going through a midlife crisis, which involved streaking and keeping chickens in his study. Yes,

The museum shuts down. The mummy sits up and yawns.

once he had completed all the heavy lifting, the rest of the move would be easy. caskets tend to weigh a lot though so the use of a crane came to mind. birds cant lift heavy stuff

Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next on the stage. Herman couldn't believe it, he needed to get high and fast so

And that was that. Somehow we had managed to escape from that angry man storming toward us. Now his ghoulish stare will forevermore be

"Daddy, I'm doing it!" cried Jane as she took her first wobbly laps on her new bicycle. "Hey, daddy!" she yelled. No answer. "Daddy!" she called once more. And once more, no reply.

Great ideas are often hidden behind a dark shadow of conspiracy theories. I saw a tear roll down his cheek. My father had kept a fragment of a manuscript in his library under

The large man in the pink pants

He was Satan and he'd totally taken Chthonian glee in making an evil deal with Krispy Kreme donuts that had promised them popularity but

The night was dark and foggy.

"But I just can't live without you, Marg!", Gregory cried. But this Margaret isn't the Margaret he had known, the Margaret he had loved. But still, even though Margaret has changed

"Com'on Men! Do you want to live forever?" Sarge yelled as we attacked the next pill box. I decided then that I did. I packed up my rifle and bayonet and flagged a taxi.

Listening to FUNK music, not only makes me want to bogey dance, but also let my downtown mustache go a little wild and crazy.

And I found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile, living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, and I asked myself how did I get here? Oh yeah, I just had to

One day, when I was extremely bored and making up stories with my imaginary friends seemed too boring, I decided to create a new game. A game that put me in this straight jacket.

I knew something was wrong when I pulled into the garage and saw that the hallway door was cracked open. Getting out of the car, I stepped on broken glass. A high-pitched moan was

There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at