Entrepreneurs increase their wealth, governers their power and the learned revel in their vast knowledge, but you are here to better the condition of humanity and its cousins,

And when The Raven unwound in my room, I gave the yarn I'd stored:

Periwinkle;Perry was never an angry girl.But she was angry now!Someone sent her flowers.A huge bouquet of periwinkles left at her door and inside,a black scorpion and a card:"Next

I'm not into this at all listening day day day day

When I got the job at Apple in IT or something, they gave me a tiny egg box & said I could store my eggs in the staff fridge in the kitchenette for a rainy day. The egg harvester

The male mile-or-more-bird flies backwards and whistles through his ass making a sound that can be heard for a mile or more. Thus his name. When he is trying to attract a mate he

I saw what I did that morning at the diner had caused a ripple that came back to hit me just now by her slamming the door in my face. "It was only a cup of coffee".

The day the Shunned struck back, a checkout scanner sneered at Mildred Dowd and said "Your record is too clean. We don't serve Squeakies like you." Mildred had her sword-cane, but

The killer wasp hovered over his head like a demonic vulture inspecting his prey. The look of digust on the wasps featureless face was evident. It clancked its vicious pincers.

Somewhere in Australia a fish crossed with a toad is playing a game. He is not sure he is playing it right and his contributions are nonsensical, and not always sensible.

As I scavanged through my list of 256 facebook 'friends' to find a single, hot girl, I came across someone I didn't expect to find in facebook, my

Five dollars and a baloney sandwich. That's all I need to

All she could hear was silence, wrapping around like a thick blanket. No, The silence. Silence of space, not able to carry any sound.

"Is this legal?" "Oh yes. You've been traded to [chain restaurant x] across the street for a burger flipping prospect and a bag of buns. Now turn in your uniform." My dirty nametag

#Peter After careful consideration Jan & I have agreed that it is best for our mental disambiguation to accept a subconscious disembodied disentanglement.

I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons across rooms and pop shrooms like balloons. I'm an omelet of lust. Bacon and cheddar, for worse or for better, I'll unleash my Beretta

"How did the Yankees win the world cup?"

the capstone was not what it was suppose to be. Wrong name, wrong date, wrong place, and yet it seemed incredibly right. How could it be so wrong and so right? Unless

He walked down the street with a snake around his neck. He really wanted to be noticed. It was an invitation to address him and ask about his snake, but

Several species of small furry animals are gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.