Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his morbid evil brain he ponders his unlife. Perhaps, he should go out for a sandwich.

صدای زنگ کابین به صدا در آمد،مسئول امنیتی ایرفورس وان وارد کابین خلبان شد ، گویا مشکلی پیش آمده بود کاپتان به سروان جوانی که مسئول تامین امنیت داخلی ایرفورس وان بود رو کرد و گفت

In the year 2037 it was so much easier to exterminate the artists and the poets and the mystics and the deviants and the uncooperative and the not-quite-us that we pitied Uncle Joe

One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

There were three of them left on the bleak promenade. John, whose face had turned red with cold, Pete, the tallest of the three, and Gavin, clutching the address in his hand

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.

She had trapped this rich bastard in an air tight underwater Mini. He could scream but no one would hear him. He could only communicate to her through a walkie-talkie and she

“No, I am your father.” said the black helmeted one at the target when his little boy Luke absent-mindedly held the hand of a stranger. "Remember stranger danger."

The Sheriff of Knottingham couldn't remember. He was having a senior moment. He looked around the forest and the others and said,

We were just about to start Silent Dinner when I was formally informed that I would be served the Disciplinary Meatloaf. What?! I couldn't think of a qualifying infraction so I

ive just learned about the monkey jesus. seems this was some 80 year old spanish chick's attempt at restoring a piece of art in her church. i will totally be this chick when im 80.

wake up to a phone ringing, meets a baker, ran out of toilet paper, crashed a plane, goes crazy, walking in a thunderstorm, ate a cookie in a palace,

Finely chopped parsley sprinkled on top oysters.Quail eggs.Roasted peanuts.Strawberries and champagne.She put out all kinds of food suposed to be aphrodisiac before she put out.He

My favorite pass-time as Management Coordinator was to pair up two pain-in-the-butt Techs with each other on an impossible task with urgent deadline. I'd give clients their cell #

The dawn was a splatter of black, grey, blue, red, and orange...but it only stayed that way for about five minutes, when the palette of color suddenly turned bright yellow.

We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.

Half way to her house, I smelled trouble. More precisely, I smelled the dog shit on my shoe that I’d managed to keep off my face. There would be no hot Rainwater

She untangled her hair and found a hunk of doodie in it.

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I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than