Let me see if I can phrase this better. "Vertical Line, forward-slash, vertical line, space, circle." Can you take a hint? Morse code: dah-dit dah-dah-dah. Got it?

Just feeling the pulse of life in your veins amped up. The beat beat beat of your heart, hammering in your chest. The rush of oxygen. When it stops, the echo in that silent place

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said

A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"

Elvis rotated his pelvis. That was the sign the aliens had been waiting for.

They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that

She was bubbly and plump. A little monkey-faced teenager, porky with acne and wearing glasses, tank top and cut offs. She was talking about my little ponies at the Starbucks.

"Beware, Zombie Bob is going to eat us all!" I looked up from my ice-cream cone to stare at the guy as he continued to run through the mall screaming, "Run, run!"

Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper. Wumpwump.

Midst the impending chaos, I felt it was high time to make fudge brownies.

So one time I saw this chick walk down the street. She was Mexican, or maybe some type of Italian, but damn she had a booty!

Vanessa Conquest glared around the table at her useless executives. "How dare you simper about the economy! Historically, ConCorp has always profited even in bad times. Now show me

"Have you ever noticed how the titles for online porn videos sound an awful lot like Indian names?" My wife's observations had grown inane since receiving the iPad, a gift from

Twice upon a time, mortals had two lives. One life was played out on Earth, and the other was played out in a dreamscape. All was well until one day, it merged into one reality.

הסיפור שלנו מתחיל ביום סגרירי ואפל

I was never sure whether the loud noise was part of my dream or for real, but just the same I jumped out of bed as fast as I could.

I enough money in my bank to last me 100 lifetimes. I can have anything that I can think of and make people do exactly as I wish. And stil I am not content, still I feel this empti

In the world of Esperanna there lay a small boy, pocket knife in hand, staring up at the clouds. As he grabbed his glider he noticed

The gemanon orange and the smart toaster knew each other better than the humans could. Humans thought they would branch out into the cosmos, but it would be fruit and appliances

As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline