I walked in and a odd looking blob of blue substance waved at me on top of my newly painted dripping table. I turn and

The Prophet Efyualtuel stood in the desert of his times, and was silent. Desert wind blew, haters hated, chatters chatted, and the plastic did abide. But in that silence came to hi

There are legends told among poultry, tales of terrible ancestors with gnashing teeth who lived in lush forests warmed by an ancient sun. In the end time a globe of fire plunged to

I found out my best friend was in love with me all this time and I thought I was really stupid for not knowing. I liked her too but there was also another girl I liked, I don't

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There once was a girl named Emily. She was in college and became frustrated during her reading class. You see, they were told to use technology and she just wasn't good with it.

I traded my all my baseball cards to Tommy for his pet Slug, Oliver. I'm starting to think I was ripped off. He doesn't move much. That little shit jipped me. I tried prodding

Of all the run-down dives on Mars, I had to enter this one. The turquoise and aqua decor. Johnny Carter's gravelly "I shot the Jeddak." There she was, my fatal flame -- Jezikara

When Det. Manatee read the headline "Manatees could lose their endangered species status" in the morning edition of the Times, he went ballistic.

In the Shenanigan's household it was an open secret young Malarky was the result of a liason between Mrs. Shenanigan and Father Seamus, but Malarky was sure he was a changeling

There was an eye in his breakfast cereal, floating there in a 2% milk bath, staring up at him. No sign of an optic nerve or even any other gore - just a perfect eye with a green

The Archbishop stood before us. I thought about his father's ears and his family's hidden German past. Through our marriage, we would rule the world. According to the prophecy,

The year: 2165. The place: The Andromeda Galaxy. There, in his massive star cruiser, the 12th incarnation of B'chugerroth, Eternal Guardian of the Dark Flame, plotted his return

The waiter was talking to me very fast in Catalan. I said something to him in what could have been Italian which is how I ended up with a bottle of alcohol free lager. The vagaries

close it back quietly, not to disturb the owner's house and he qickly turn around and sees a dog barking so loud that the house owner is awaken from the sleep.

The alluring appeal of alliteration rendered Ed's eulogy effectively illiterate. The congregation cringed as Ed began: "Bob began banging busty Broadway broads before beginning big

... and that is why they are called Macaws." The zoo lady smiled brightly in her safari khakis. "Now, any more questions? Yes?" A grizzled man slowly raised his hand. He coughed,

Sitting in class, wondering what to do, I decided to

He woke up naked, and cold. He was tied to a light post, with a sign hung around his neck, written with long, twisted and strange letters. People around him passed, paying no atten

"I always have a sweet feeling of you, Izumi-kun. If possible, let us start a romantic relationship!" Upon hearing the words from this cute girl, Kana, my head starts to be dizzy.