"NO! NO! I don't like it! I want to be the same!" Jeremy struggled against the restraints. "See this syringe, Jeremy? It's full of isotonic saline, and I won't even inject it," sai

The Starchild knew eternity. He knew every aspect, every frustrating problem with eternity. So he didn't understand why this mortal wanted the eternity. Why does he want pain? Fool

Dark, thick smoke filled the night air. If only things had been different...

I knew it was a mistake once the box was delivered. I vaguely remembered ordering them. LIVE ANIMAL stickers were plastered all over the box, & the it was squeaking. Did I really

"harper lets move to the building", bullets flew to us but nothing happen we were only focused on saving our president Ronaldo from terrorist.

I did the fandango. He moonwalked. I countered with running man to robot running out of batteries. He threw up a huge West Side symbol and did the splits. I foxtrotted. He salsa'd.

The Officers approached, batons and tazers raised. I watched, a grimace appearing on my face. "You can't do this to me! I'm the KING!" I screamed and began to back up.

The impact of the bicycle as it collided with the policeman was audible. The rider had

Skaggs had a nasty way of snapping the spine out of his pickled mackerel before consuming it that made Tom uneasy so he hid in an apple barrel in the Galley when Skaggs & Hook ente

It 's 4 a.m. The street lights wink out. Dim lantern-headed ghosts with grotesque sillouhettes shrilly pipe their piccolos. A cohort of drumming fools marches up the narrow alley.

The morning smelled of raw fish and sweat as the boat pulled into the docks of the early hallow's eve. Daliah loved the smell, reminded her of home.

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There is a direct correlation between the quality of wine one consumes with the quality of experiences that occur after consumption. I learned this the hard way when I sucked down

She was a tiny dancer with awesome magical powers to

Blanche wasn't one of those little old ladies who didn't know how to drive her Porsche. When the trooper pulled her over

The cat sat on his face. Curled up. Thought real heavy thoughts.

Pain was imbedded into me, like the bullet into my lung. Blood seeped out and made the floor wet and slimy. My clothes were being stained a darker color. Too bad I wore white. Who

Eve looked at him amused by his nudity, undisturbed until he looked at her.

I thought it was pretty cool just to be in the twilight but I just found out that we're also in the Twilight Zone. That gives this everlasting twilight a whole different backstory.

A penguin, a nun, a rabbi, santa claus, a giraffe, a mime, and a drunken lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" The penguin replies